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 +=====05-11-2008 BOYCOTT!!!=====
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 +======Comments======
 +*Commented by: Josh
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Heebie Jeebies
 +**Aliens are creepy.
 +*Commented by: Guy Fawkes
 +**OK, don't go to You Build It. Come to Five Star Home Improvement Centers for 15% off garden hoses the first week of September!!!
 +*Commented by: Zoe
 +**"Meeknackle University"??? WHAT DA' HELLLLLLL?
 +*Commented by: The Dude
 +**Ooooooh... this makes me want to patronize these products even more! Thanks for the helpful list Georgie. Now get off our planet!
 +*Commented by: Lizzy
 +**No! Can't live without these products! Especially Meeknackle University. ;) ROTFL.
 +*Commented by: Chris
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Alexander
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Mason
 +**MCBOOMBOOM rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 +*Commented by: John
 +**This is so annoying.
 +*Commented by: Candyboy
 +**Uh, sorry. Won't be changing my habits anytime soon to help out those creepy crawly aliens.
 +*Commented by: Chris
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +
 +=====05-14-2008 FIRED!=====
 +'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +
 +======Comments======
 +*Commented by: Missy
 +**Got what you deserved!
 +*Commented by: Alexander
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Chris
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU
 +**George, will you come in to speak with us? PM me if you're interested
 +*Commented by: The Dude
 +**Shoulda thrown you in the slammer for that stuff you pulled!!!
 +*Commented by: Mary
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: a comrade
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +
 +=====05-17-2008 Pro Forma=====
 +'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +
 +======Comments======
 +*Commented by: Doubtful
 +**Never, ever. Never ever ever. You people are animals.
 +*Commented by: Chris
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Joey
 +**Hey guys, I just found this blog today and have been reading through all the posts. I think we should give the aliens their rights. What's the harm?
 +*Commented by: Missy
 +**Does that mean the aliens would be in our schools? Our health clubs? GROSS. No way. Never. Humans superior to the end!!
 +*Commented by: Joey
 +**Hey George. Joey here again. I live in Sydney, Australia. Someone at my school told me something I never heard before: that there are population control policies applied to you guys. That MNU destroys your eggs or something. Is that true???
 +*Commented by: a comrade
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Alexander
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +
 +=====05-21-2008 Population Control=====
 +'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +
 +======Comments======
 +*Commented by: Cardinal Mcsorely
 +**I say just sterilize them ALL!!!
 +*Commented by: Carlsson
 +**The fact that these things lay EGGS shows that we could never consider them as equal to humans!!!
 +*Commented by: Sister Carrie
 +**George, I never knew that MNU and the D-9 administration did abhorrent things like destroy your offspring. This is terrible. Your race has my deepest sympathies.
 +*Commented by: Anthony
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Alfalfa
 +**EVERYTHING!!!!!
 +*Commented by: Mikaela
 +**I heard the aliens are both at once MALE and FEMALE! Yuck!!!
 +
 +=====05-30-2008 Not What I Thought=====
 +'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +
 +======Comments======
 +*Commented by: Chris
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Brianna
 +**OK, I just read about it on the news too. You people are sick. OK, George, now I know you're for real. You just need to die, OK?
 +*Commented by: Robbie
 +**Yo Brianna, I think you just maxxed out ur quota of "OKs" for the month! OK?
 +*Commented by: Sister Carrie
 +**That violence was shocking. I am glad that you have decided to leave that dangerous association, George. I am praying for your soul.
 +*Commented by: Smart Lucy
 +**RIP, cafe people. F.U. aliens.
 +*Commented by: Dorothy
 +**I just read about the attack on MNU news. All you aliens need to be EXTERMINATED!!! I hate you!!!
 +*Commented by: Alexander
 +**'''TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW'''
 +*Commented by: Josh
 +**Geez, just make the humans hate us more why don't ya????
====June 2008==== ====June 2008====

Revision as of 23:46, 26 July 2008

MNU Spreads Lies

Contents

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MNU Spreads Lies is a blog found through an image of graffiti on D-9.com. The blog is run by "George," a non-human who seeks to expose Multi-National United as being prejudiced against aliens. Each of the blog entries is in the alien language; clicking the "Translate to English" button translates that entry into English.

Blog Entries

September 2007

09-04-2007 This Is The Truth

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Comments
  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • WTF? So... what are you trying to say??? I got nothing to do with your problems.
  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • These are obvious lies peddled by an unstable alien worker – if this is indeed an alien who has learned how to use a PC. I doubt it. Probably just some bored teenager and a prank. This is absolute nonsense. MNU and the SA government have bent over backwards to accommodate these people – if you can even call them that! Ignore this psycho.
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Pamela
    • MNU's abuses must be brought to light. I am currently writing an article about these issues. A Google search turned up your blog. Can you email me at pamsikander@mail.com so we can talk further? I want to hear more about your experience. (NOTE: No replies have been recieved from this e-mail address)
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • what a crock...
  • Commented by: John
    • I don't think you work an MNU, dude.
09-27-2007 Who's Lying? Not Me

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Comments
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • Uh, just looks like some factory to me. Who says it's MNU?
  • Commented by: Pamela
    • George, can you please get in touch? I think an interview with you would really support my article, which in turn would bring light to your cause. Why have you not emailed me yet?
  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Can't believe this guy hasn't been shut down yet. I keep telling you: this guy is a fraud. The aliens are certainly not abused! On the contrary, they're staying on our planet on our dime!
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • George, please be careful. I'm concerned b/c I know about the District but haven't heard anything like what you're saying. But maybe it's exactly because your lack of rights that we haven't been exposed to the truth. I for one want to know the truth. Please keep it up. And again, be CAREFUL.
  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • I agree, the pics are just some random factory.

October 2007

10-11-2007 A Sad Story

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Comments
  • Commented by: Carlsson
    • Stupid, made-up story – you think you can trick us with these fabrications??? A person could never be that cruel. His company would totally fire him!
  • Commented by: Mitchell Hoffman, JD
    • Corporate malfeasance like this must be brought to light. Please contact the AATC Legal Fund to further investigate this matter. I assume there are more witnesses to corroborate this incident?
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • I'm so sorry. What can people do that want to make a difference?
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Uh... since when are the aliens to be considered people? They messed up by crashing on our planet. They SHOULD work to compensate for how much they deplete our economy by taking up our resources. My HUMAN nephews live in the slums in Joburg caused by the crash and go hungry. Who gives a f--- about some aliens???
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW

November 2007

11-22-2007 I Can't Do This Alone

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Comments
  • Commented by: Kyle
    • I went to Joburg for a summer vacation and my family went to go to the D9 crash site. It's all gated off and fenced and they don't let regular people in. But aliens are real, people! I saw them. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that there are some people in this world that don't believe in them. They must be religious crackpots or something. Aliens are as real as you or me.
  • Commented by: Pappy
    • I went to Joburg for a summer vacation and my family went to go to the D9 crash site. It's all gated off and fenced and they don't let regular people in. But aliens are real, people! I saw them. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that there are some people in this world that don't believe in them. They must be religious crackpots or something. Aliens are as real as you or me.
  • Commented by: Ellie
    • I also work for MNU in Ann Arbor, Michigan. I agree with Steve above. I can attest to the fact that MNU is a caring, responsible company that would never stand for the abuses that George has listed. This entire blog is a fake.
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Who cares if it's real or not? These aliens need to get off of our planet. Pronto.
  • Commented by: Chris
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Pappy
    • Hi George, I used to work at a MNU manufacturing plant in Lubbock, TX. Now I don't know about MNU's dealings with the aliens – but I can tell you that this corporation is up to no good in Lubbock. Tons of union violations, unsafe working conditions – and this is with humans! So I'm not surprised that something dirty is going down in Africa with the aliens.
  • Commented by: Josh
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW

December 2007

12-13-2007 There Is Another

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Comments
  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • OMG first comment.
  • Commented by: Anthony
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • Plant! Plant!
  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Can I just say? PLANT PLANT! PLANTY PLANT PLANT!
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Screw those stupid aliens. Go back home!!!

January 2008

01-05-2008 A Day in the Life

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Comments
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • B O R I N G
  • Commented by: Dale
    • Darnit! Get back to the exciting stories of abuse and salacious tales of corporate malfeasance!
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • Thanks for sharing your life with us. You are right – I guess we're not all that different.
  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • The ickiest part was the one where he talks about the slaughter slop. Sick!
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Uh, so this entry is supposed to make me want to campaign for alien rights or something? Forget about it. Go home!
  • Commented by: Mason
    • I heard aliens don't even know the difference between their own kids and the neighbor's kids. TOTALLY NOT BUYING IT. NOOCH!

February 2008

02-08-2008 More to Come

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Comments
  • Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU
    • People, if the aliens are indeed going to stay here (as it looks like they will), we need to start thinking of ways to peacefully incorporate them into our society. They are obviously sentient and must be granted the same rights – or the same equivalent rights – if we are to live in a peaceful world.

Respect, Quentin Markam, ACLU

  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Carlsson
    • Will somebody shut this guy up? I'm almost hoping there IS something like the MNU security strike teams that are rumored – maybe they can take this guy out, ha ha.
  • Commented by: Anthony
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • We need to pile all of these aliens back into a rocket ship and blast them back to where they came from.

March 2008

03-06-2008 Commitment

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Comments
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • Stupid! If this is real, then MNU is obviously going to track down who did it!
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • I agree. I think this proves the blog is a hoax. Who in their right mind would publically write about an act of sabotage that could be traced like that??????
  • Commented by: Chris
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Dale
    • Uh gee thanks. Now the price on the munitions I purchase from MNU is going to skyrocket. Way to go buddy. Why don't you do your job right like everybody else and quit this rabble rousing and yammering, eh?
  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • How many times do I have to say it? This guy is either: a) a crackpot, b) a psycho, c) a hoaxer or: hmmm, all THREE? Stop reading this stupid, lying blog and giving this guy the attention he craves.
03-17-2008 Where in MNU in YOUR life???

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Comments
  • Commented by: Mason
    • I can live without the dog food and the seatbelts, but your rights are 'nil when it comes to my friggin' hair gel! ;)
  • Commented by: Missy
    • Man, if aliens are making the dog food I'm buying, I'm really grossed out. I love my dog.
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Dale
    • MNU owns the Dallas Hammerheads too – so in my book they're a-ok!
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • When has it been news that alien exploitation benefits humans? That's old hat. Better for us, isn't it? Keep it going. Go MNU!
03-31-2008 The United States of MNU

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Comments
  • Commented by: Mary
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • Uh, why would I take the time to write someone in the government on your behalf? They don't read mail from regular citizens anyway. Don't you know that the only people they care about are the big guns who donate a ton of money to their campaigns? Oh, I forgot, you don't know anything about this world 'cause you're an ALIEN. Go home.
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Georgie-boy, you should be getting on your knees and giving thanks to the gov't for giving you aliens a home on our planet. What were you guys running away from anyway? THAT I'd like to know!

April 2008

04-02-2008 This Is What They're Up To

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Comments
  • Commented by: Dale
    • Finders keepers. This is what happens when you accidentally crash your spaceship into someone else's planet, dude.
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • Never used the technology you've talked about, so I guess I'm innocent!
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • Boo hoo. Happens all the time. Talk to Farnsworth about the television. The man never saw a penny off of his invention. Next time, be more savvy about how you negotiate.
  • Commented by: Kyle
    • Wha? I don't think the aliens invented TV, I think I would have heard about that.
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • You idiot, I wasn't saying they invented the TV – just using it as an example to say that inventors don't always get the credit due to them.
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
04-08-2008 Are They Closing In?

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Comments
  • Commented by: Robbie
    • MNU needs to be brought down. That's a truth, brother. I don't know nothing about aliens. But what I do know is that MNU is a bunch of corrupt suits who exploit the poor.
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Dale
    • Uh, all I know is that my gas prices are probably going up b/c of this guy. Great. Can somebody take him out? MNU? Anybody?
  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • Uh, somebody tell me why an ALIEN'S name is "George."
  • Commented by: Anthony
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • OK, got it.
04-17-2008 MNU is Everywhere

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Comments
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • People are always wary of big powerful corporations, but I honestly think that I'd rather have corporations in influential positions in society. They are accountable to people more than governments! We should admit, democracy does not work – not when less than 25% of the population bothers to vote. But businesses are profit-driven, their profits come from PEOPLE, and thus their decisions are driven by what WE want. That's the truest form of democracy I know. Long live MNU.
  • Commented by: Anthony
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • $858 billion! Wowza! I'm going to work for MNU when I grow up!
04-27-2008 Look At Them Yourself

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Comments
  • Commented by: John
    • Sheesh, is this guy still at it? How many times does one have to say? This whole blog is a hoax! MNU is a straight shooter. Take it from me. I'm a patient at their health care center in D.C. and I've had nothing but good experiences with them.
  • Commented by: Alexander
    • (Translated) George, I'm an outlander in the Pro Forma guerilla group. Join our cause. You know what this means: akdj3499m&^4342lkjdulkdjs*&^5sdr32230*&%%%$#@49823 Well see you soon
  • Commented by: Yuri
    • (Translated) Yo, if anyone wants an outlander P55 blaster (can blow a hole through 4 feet of steel), pm me at my account: armsdealer@mail.blogspot.com. You won't be disappointed! (NOTE: Some people have received an undeliverable message from this address, other have not received a response.)
  • Commented by: Susie
    • Whoa, Pro Forma are some of the most dangerous beings on this planet. Take my advice George. DO NOT join them.
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • Harvesting of alien technology = good Whiny, presumptuous aliens = bad
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • Uh, what the hell are you talking about? The site looks totally innocuous to me.
  • Commented by: Anthony
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW

May 2008

05-11-2008 BOYCOTT!!!

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Comments
  • Commented by: Josh
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Heebie Jeebies
    • Aliens are creepy.
  • Commented by: Guy Fawkes
    • OK, don't go to You Build It. Come to Five Star Home Improvement Centers for 15% off garden hoses the first week of September!!!
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • "Meeknackle University"??? WHAT DA' HELLLLLLL?
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Ooooooh... this makes me want to patronize these products even more! Thanks for the helpful list Georgie. Now get off our planet!
  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • No! Can't live without these products! Especially Meeknackle University. ;) ROTFL.
  • Commented by: Chris
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Alexander
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Mason
    • MCBOOMBOOM rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Commented by: John
    • This is so annoying.
  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • Uh, sorry. Won't be changing my habits anytime soon to help out those creepy crawly aliens.
  • Commented by: Chris
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
05-14-2008 FIRED!

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Comments
  • Commented by: Missy
    • Got what you deserved!
  • Commented by: Alexander
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Chris
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU
    • George, will you come in to speak with us? PM me if you're interested
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Shoulda thrown you in the slammer for that stuff you pulled!!!
  • Commented by: Mary
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
05-17-2008 Pro Forma

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Comments
  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Never, ever. Never ever ever. You people are animals.
  • Commented by: Chris
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Joey
    • Hey guys, I just found this blog today and have been reading through all the posts. I think we should give the aliens their rights. What's the harm?
  • Commented by: Missy
    • Does that mean the aliens would be in our schools? Our health clubs? GROSS. No way. Never. Humans superior to the end!!
  • Commented by: Joey
    • Hey George. Joey here again. I live in Sydney, Australia. Someone at my school told me something I never heard before: that there are population control policies applied to you guys. That MNU destroys your eggs or something. Is that true???
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Alexander
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
05-21-2008 Population Control

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Comments
  • Commented by: Cardinal Mcsorely
    • I say just sterilize them ALL!!!
  • Commented by: Carlsson
    • The fact that these things lay EGGS shows that we could never consider them as equal to humans!!!
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • George, I never knew that MNU and the D-9 administration did abhorrent things like destroy your offspring. This is terrible. Your race has my deepest sympathies.
  • Commented by: Anthony
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Alfalfa
    • EVERYTHING!!!!!
  • Commented by: Mikaela
    • I heard the aliens are both at once MALE and FEMALE! Yuck!!!
05-30-2008 Not What I Thought

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Comments
  • Commented by: Chris
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • OK, I just read about it on the news too. You people are sick. OK, George, now I know you're for real. You just need to die, OK?
  • Commented by: Robbie
    • Yo Brianna, I think you just maxxed out ur quota of "OKs" for the month! OK?
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • That violence was shocking. I am glad that you have decided to leave that dangerous association, George. I am praying for your soul.
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • RIP, cafe people. F.U. aliens.
  • Commented by: Dorothy
    • I just read about the attack on MNU news. All you aliens need to be EXTERMINATED!!! I hate you!!!
  • Commented by: Alexander
    • TRANSLATION TO FOLLOW
  • Commented by: Josh
    • Geez, just make the humans hate us more why don't ya????

June 2008

The 06-18-2008 entry titled "Tanukashi" has a downloadable pdf about the Tanukashi Corporation, which could possibly be taking over MNU's "Non-Human security" operations.

July 2008

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