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MNU Spreads Lies is a blog found through an image of graffiti on D-9.com. The blog is run by "Christopher" (initially "George") a non-human who seeks to expose Multi-National United as being prejudiced against aliens. Each of the blog entries is in the alien language; clicking the "Translate to English" button translates that entry into English.

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[edit] September 2007

[edit] 09-04-2007 This Is The Truth
(Translated) I am an outlander working in District 9 in Johannesburg. Surely you've heard of District 9, reader? It is very real. I am very real.

Call me "Christopher"

I am one of the thousands of outlanders who are exploited and mistreated by the MNU Corporation and by extension the South African government and the entire world. I implicate you in my suffering.

What are you going to do about it?

-Christopher, 1:28 AM

Commented by: Candyboy

WTF? So... what are you trying to say??? I got nothing to do with your problems.

Commented by: Doubtful

These are obvious lies peddled by an unstable alien worker – if this is indeed an alien who has learned how to use a PC. I doubt it. Probably just some bored teenager and a prank. This is absolute nonsense. MNU and the SA government have bent over backwards to accommodate these people – if you can even call them that! Ignore this psycho.

Commented by: a comrade

(Translated) I want to thank you for having the courage to expose the truth. I also work in D9. But do you think you can change things?

Commented by: Pamela

MNU's abuses must be brought to light. I am currently writing an article about these issues. A Google search turned up your blog. Can you email me at pamsikander@mail.com so we can talk further? I want to hear more about your experience. (NOTE: No replies have been recieved from this e-mail address)

Commented by: Brianna

what a crock...

Commented by: John

I don't think you work an MNU, dude.
[edit] 09-27-2007 Who's Lying? Not Me
(Translated) I find it pretty ironic that you think I'm lying 'Doubtful'. You don't think I work for MNU? I offer you this photo as proof. It's the far end of the heating & cooling plant at MNU facility where I work.

Sorry for all the blacked out detail, but I'm not stupid I'm not going to get collared by MNU Security.

-Christopher, 11:13 PM

Commented by: Brianna

Uh, just looks like some factory to me. Who says it's MNU?

Commented by: Pamela

Christopher, can you please get in touch? I think an interview with you would really support my article, which in turn would bring light to your cause. Why have you not emailed me yet?

Commented by: Doubtful

Can't believe this guy hasn't been shut down yet. I keep telling you: this guy is a fraud. The aliens are certainly not abused! On the contrary, they're staying on our planet on our dime!

Commented by: Sister Carrie

Christopher, please be careful. I'm concerned b/c I know about the District but haven't heard anything like what you're saying. But maybe it's exactly because your lack of rights that we haven't been exposed to the truth. I for one want to know the truth. Please keep it up. And again, be CAREFUL.

Commented by: Candyboy

I agree, the pics are just some random factory.

[edit] October 2007

[edit] 10-11-2007 A Sad Story
(Translated) Last November, my fellow worker Mike and I were loading pallets onto an MNU transport truck. You have to understand, human machinery is difficult for us to use.

I was trying to explain this to the loading foreman (a human, what else?), and you know what he did? He picked up a crowbar and whacked Mike's arms over and over. The cracking sound it made makes me sick. It's burned in my mind.

That's the kind of treatment we get from MNU.

Even now, 3 months later, Mike can't move his arms right. He probably has broken bones but it's not like we can see a doctor. The MNU doctor will only see humans. Not like we have any company insurance anyway. MNU sees us as expendable animals. Die, live, they don't care what happens to us...

-Christopher, 10:58PM

Commented by: Carlsson

Stupid, made-up story – you think you can trick us with these fabrications??? A person could never be that cruel. His company would totally fire him!

Commented by: Mitchell Hoffman, JD

Corporate malfeasance like this must be brought to light. Please contact the AATC Legal Fund to further investigate this matter. I assume there are more witnesses to corroborate this incident?

Commented by: Sister Carrie

I'm so sorry. What can people do that want to make a difference?

Commented by: The Dude

Uh... since when are the aliens to be considered people? They messed up by crashing on our planet. They SHOULD work to compensate for how much they deplete our economy by taking up our resources. My HUMAN nephews live in the slums in Joburg caused by the crash and go hungry. Who gives a f--- about some aliens???

Commented by: a comrade

(Translated) Say it like it is Brother.

[edit] November 2007

[edit] 11-22-2007 I Can't Do This Alone
(translated) I'm sick of not being believed by some of you readers out there. So I invite more truth tellers to comment to this posting. Tell me YOUR story of MNU abuses, or your encounter with outlanders. Some people out there don't even think we actually exist. That's crazy.

OK, go for it post is open for comments...

-Christopher, 7:21PM

Commented by: Kyle

I went to Joburg for a summer vacation and my family went to go to the D9 crash site. It's all gated off and fenced and they don't let regular people in. But aliens are real, people! I saw them. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that there are some people in this world that don't believe in them. They must be religious crackpots or something. Aliens are as real as you or me.

Commented by: Pappy

I went to Joburg for a summer vacation and my family went to go to the D9 crash site. It's all gated off and fenced and they don't let regular people in. But aliens are real, people! I saw them. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that there are some people in this world that don't believe in them. They must be religious crackpots or something. Aliens are as real as you or me.

Commented by: Ellie

I also work for MNU in Ann Arbor, Michigan. I agree with Steve above. I can attest to the fact that MNU is a caring, responsible company that would never stand for the abuses that Christopher has listed. This entire blog is a fake.

Commented by: The Dude

Who cares if it's real or not? These aliens need to get off of our planet. Pronto.

Commented by: Chris

(Translated) Can't we all just get along? Ha ha Boo-yah!

Commented by: Pappy

Hi Christopher, I used to work at a MNU manufacturing plant in Lubbock, TX. Now I don't know about MNU's dealings with the aliens – but I can tell you that this corporation is up to no good in Lubbock. Tons of union violations, unsafe working conditions – and this is with humans! So I'm not surprised that something dirty is going down in Africa with the aliens.

Commented by: Josh

(Translated) Yo people, I'm an alien too and I work in the same division of MNU that this "Christopher" claims to work in. I can tell you for a fact that there's no alien there who is dissatisfied. MNU treats its workers with the utmost respect and they have access to full benefits and medical care. Obviously whoever is writing these posts just wants to smear MNU. Why they would want to do so escapes me, becausee it's a great company!

Commented by: a comrade

People, get it through your thick human skulls: MNU sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit] December 2007

[edit] 12-13-2007 There Is Another
(translated) I want to thank Chester for writing in. he works in another division of MNU within District 9. he also has a story of MNU's climate of abuse for alien workers. I've pasted his email to me below:

Christopher,

I appreciate your blog. We outlanders need a voice in this oppressive system. I too have experienced abuse and discrimination under MNU. I am a parts tester in division #63 in quadrant 2.

MNU must hire sick, sick people to police us. One day, our supervisor brought in an electric prod the sort that the humans use to corral cattle and farm animals. He obviously had been drinking alcohol and before long, he was using that animal prod to shock us! I could not believe it. He was laughing getting entertainment from our pain. One of my colleagues, David, was burned so bad he could not return to work for 2 weeks.

I tried to lodge a formal complaint with the MNU management, but they said that that course of action is available only for humans.

We need a voice in this world. So I want to thank you again for having the courage to write your blog.

Peace,
Chester

-Christopher 5:21PM

Commented by: Lizzy

OMG first comment.

Commented by: Anthony

(translated) I'm also an outlander. Thank you Christopher and Chester for standing up to tell the truth. You give strength to us all.

Commented by: Candyboy

Plant! Plant!

Commented by: Doubtful

Can I just say? PLANT PLANT! PLANTY PLANT PLANT!

Commented by: a comrade

(translated) Oh yeah, it's so UNBELIEVABLE that a major worldwide corporation would abuse its workers. Yessir that's hard to swallow, isn't it? Wake up people: the world is corrupt and you're letting it go on so you can eat your cheeseburgers and watch your stupid movies.

Commented by: Sister Carrie

(translated) sad story

Commented by: The Dude

Screw those stupid aliens. Go back home!!!

[edit] January 2008

[edit] 01-05-2008 A Day in the Life
Aliens and humans are not all that different you know. We both work, get tired, sleep, eat, have friends, have a family that we care about, have hopes, dreams and want the best for our futures...

I've thought that some of you might like to know what a typical day is like for me. Well, here it is:

7:00 AM - wake up, get cleaned, have breakfast

7:45 AM - report to work at MNU

They take attendance to be sure we're all there. We then get dressed in our protective gear and start the workday. I'm a parts loader at the MNU-Joburg munitions factory.

12:00 PM - 12:20 PM - lunch break. Most of the time we get slaughter slop from the MNU's meat processing facility on the outskirts of District 9.

6:30 PM - finish work; now sometimes afterwards I'll hang out with my co-workers. They're my friends too. We walk each other home - it's easier to avoid abuse from the roving teams of MNU security if you're not alone. This makes it hard for the last guy who has to walk the last stretch home - so we take turns being "that guy."

7:00 PM - come home. Have dinner. Play with my kids: Sherry and Oliver. They're my pride and joy. by the time I get home it's almost time for them to go to bed, so I cherish every minute I have to play with them.

8:00 PM - put the kids to bed. Start writing for my blog. I know my posts are few and far between. But every night I try to write something new.

11:00 PM - try to get to sleep. I have to tell you it's hard to go to bed with the MNU patrol choppers flying all around D9 at all hours of the night. Be glad you don't live in District 9!

Christopher 10:54 PM

Commented by: Zoe

B O R I N G

Commented by: Dale

Darnit! Get back to the exciting stories of abuse and salacious tales of corporate malfeasance!

Commented by: Sister Carrie

Thanks for sharing your life with us. You are right – I guess we're not all that different.

Commented by: Lizzy

The ickiest part was the one where he talks about the slaughter slop. Sick!

Commented by: The Dude

Uh, so this entry is supposed to make me want to campaign for alien rights or something? Forget about it. Go home!

Commented by: Mason

I heard aliens don't even know the difference between their own kids and the neighbor's kids. TOTALLY NOT BUYING IT. NOOCH!

[edit] February 2008

[edit] 02-08-2008 More to Come
(translated) Hey there readers. Thanks to those of you who have supported my posts. And to those haters and doubters out there, just you wait: you will get your day of reckoning. you cannot treat others like this you wouldn't even treat a stray animal in the street the way you treat us. Yes, I'm talking to you MNU. You will get your comeuppance. And this is just the first in a whole series of blog posts to come. This is just the beginning...

Christopher, 10:43PM

Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU

People, if the aliens are indeed going to stay here (as it looks like they will), we need to start thinking of ways to peacefully incorporate them into our society. They are obviously sentient and must be granted the same rights – or the same equivalent rights – if we are to live in a peaceful world. Respect, Quentin Markam, ACLU

Commented by: a comrade

(translated) Go Christopher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commented by: Carlsson

Will somebody shut this guy up? I'm almost hoping there IS something like the MNU security strike teams that are rumored – maybe they can take this guy out, ha ha.

Commented by: Anthony

(translated) That's not even funny, Frank. Christopher is risking his life to try to tell the truth of what is going on at MNU, and you're mocking him? Thoughtless punk.

Commented by: The Dude

We need to pile all of these aliens back into a rocket ship and blast them back to where they came from.

[edit] March 2008

[edit] 03-06-2008 Commitment
(translated)I realize I've been blind. I'm writing about MNU's injustice, and then going to work for them every day.

Not anymore. From now on: active resistance. Today was my first act: I stripped out the B7 accelerator unit from the factory assembly line. OK, you probably don't know what I'm talking about but let's just say productivity is going way down this week. Take a look:

I may not be able to take down the whole of MNU from the inside. But I'm going to try!

Christopher 11:14PM

Commented by: Zoe

Stupid! If this is real, then MNU is obviously going to track down who did it!

Commented by: Brianna

I agree. I think this proves the blog is a hoax. Who in their right mind would publically write about an act of sabotage that could be traced like that??????

Commented by: Chris

(translated)Yeah SURE.... That's a "B7 accelerator." Looks like just some random circuit board to me. Ha ha.

Commented by: a comrade

(translated) I'll say it again: Go Christopher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commented by: Dale

Uh gee thanks. Now the price on the munitions I purchase from MNU is going to skyrocket. Way to go buddy. Why don't you do your job right like everybody else and quit this rabble rousing and yammering, eh?

Commented by: Doubtful

How many times do I have to say it? This guy is either: a) a crackpot, b) a psycho, c) a hoaxer or: hmmm, all THREE? Stop reading this stupid, lying blog and giving this guy the attention he craves.
[edit] 03-17-2008 Where in MNU in YOUR life???
(translated) Hello readers. This is the post that will be more relevant to you than ever. Today I'm asking: where is MNU in your life?

Did you know that MNU subsidaries make everything from dog food, to seat belts to children's toys? The gas running in your car probably comes from MNU-owned oil fields which also provides the petroleum in the grooming product that you use to style your hair.

So by buying these products you are supporting the very company that oppresses me and my kind.

Yeah, sleep well tonight.

Christopher 9:57PM

Commented by: Mason

I can live without the dog food and the seatbelts, but your rights are 'nil when it comes to my friggin' hair gel! ;)

Commented by: Missy

Man, if aliens are making the dog food I'm buying, I'm really grossed out. I love my dog.

Commented by: a comrade

(translated) Bomb the system! Down with MNU!

Commented by: Dale

MNU owns the Dallas Hammerheads too – so in my book they're a-ok!

Commented by: Brianna

When has it been news that alien exploitation benefits humans? That's old hat. Better for us, isn't it? Keep it going. Go MNU!
[edit] 03-31-2008 The United States of MNU
(translated) Ok, now it gets even worse. I overheard some guards talking yesterday at work. Did you know that MNU has strong ties to both the United States government not to mention the South African government?

MNU has been awarded multi-billion dollar contracts to do everything from cleaning up oil spills in Iraq to harvest the technology from the D9 crash site.

That's how powerful MNU is, people.

But you have even more power. These governments are democracies that are accountable to its citizens. At least that's what they CLAIM. I hope it's true. If you truly care about this world, please contact your government representative and tell them about MNU's corrupt practices. If this is a just world, then something shall be done.

Christopher, 10:46PM

Commented by: Mary

(translated) Christopher, I understand your frustrations. I'm an outlander too and I also work in the D9. But will you stop this trouble-making? I hear some of the MNU-ers talking about this blog and I think it makes them distrust us. Just don't cause trouble, OK?

Commented by: Candyboy

Uh, why would I take the time to write someone in the government on your behalf? They don't read mail from regular citizens anyway. Don't you know that the only people they care about are the big guns who donate a ton of money to their campaigns? Oh, I forgot, you don't know anything about this world 'cause you're an ALIEN. Go home.

Commented by: The Dude

Georgie-boy, you should be getting on your knees and giving thanks to the gov't for giving you aliens a home on our planet. What were you guys running away from anyway? THAT I'd like to know!

[edit] April 2008

[edit] 04-02-2008 This Is What They're Up To
(translated) Ok, readers...a little sparrow tells me what MNU has in store for the world courtesy of their blatant harvesting of technology from the D9 crash site.

So from what I gather, if someone invents a piece of technology, they are owed royalties and payments for this technology. The world has already begun to benefit from the various outlander technologies that MNU has stolen from our ship. But do they pay us royalties or a commission for using this? No.

They take credit for themselves! I think you humans call this STEALING. So next time you use a waveform monitor or malikai vectorscope (newsflash: not invented by you-know-who), you can pat yourself on the back for supporting theft.

Christopher 9:51PM

Commented by: Dale

Finders keepers. This is what happens when you accidentally crash your spaceship into someone else's planet, dude.

Commented by: Zoe

Never used the technology you've talked about, so I guess I'm innocent!

Commented by: Smart Lucy

Boo hoo. Happens all the time. Talk to Farnsworth about the television. The man never saw a penny off of his invention. Next time, be more savvy about how you negotiate.

Commented by: Kyle

Wha? I don't think the aliens invented TV, I think I would have heard about that.

Commented by: Smart Lucy

You idiot, I wasn't saying they invented the TV – just using it as an example to say that inventors don't always get the credit due to them.

Commented by: a comrade

(translated) Christopher, I'll have some information soon on more of MNU's harvesting of our technology. I work in D9 too. RESISTANCE TO THE END
[edit] 04-08-2008 Are They Closing In?
(translated) I appreciate those of you who have written in with your concerns about my welfare. Well, it looks like we'll have a little more to worry about. I've had MNU security poking around the outside of my house. They may have traced these blog postings to my IP address.

Luckily my computer wasn't on the premises when they came hunting around (and no, I won't tell you where my secret hiding place for it is!)

From now on, I am going to be on the move when I do these blog postings. You will never know from where my words will strike next, MNU!

Good luck trying to track me down. We aliens are legion brothers in blood resistance to the end. Grant us rights now or suffer the consequences.

Christopher 7:27PM

Commented by: Robbie

MNU needs to be brought down. That's a truth, brother. I don't know nothing about aliens. But what I do know is that MNU is a bunch of corrupt suits who exploit the poor.

Commented by: a comrade

(translated) As the French humans used to say.....Viva La Resistance!!!!

Commented by: Dale

Uh, all I know is that my gas prices are probably going up b/c of this guy. Great. Can somebody take him out? MNU? Anybody?

Commented by: Lizzy

(translated) Hee hee, he called the alien his "bro."

Commented by: Zoe

Uh, somebody tell me why an ALIEN'S name is "Christopher."

Commented by: Anthony

(translated) We adopted earthling names.

Commented by: Zoe

OK, got it.
[edit] 04-17-2008 MNU is Everywhere
(translated) My readers, whether or not you believe in the rebellion and in alien rights (and I certainly hope you do), you should know the truth of how powerful MNU is. And how this directly affects your future.

-A colleague has sent in information about MNU's interests in some of the most vital aspects of industry, finance and the military. Here's just an excerpt:

-MNU owns a 35% stake in Bank Millar-Hobartson

-Chitwell Industries, manufacturer of the FA-155 Skyhawk warplane, is a wholly owned subsidiary of MNU.

-MNU is worth $858 billion.

-MNU donated over $17 million to various political campaigns and special interest groups in the 2006 U.S. elections

-The ultimate approval of government funding for the Skyhawk warplan came from New Mexico Republican Senator John Ordham. Ordham received over $126,000 in political campaign donations from MNU.

-The latest incarnation of the Skyhawk, the FA-155A, incorporates a laser pulse beam. This technology has been directly harvested from the D9 crash site.

I don't know about you, but I think it's a good idea that MNU's power be kept in check!

Christopher, 11:17PM

Commented by: Smart Lucy

People are always wary of big powerful corporations, but I honestly think that I'd rather have corporations in influential positions in society. They are accountable to people more than governments! We should admit, democracy does not work – not when less than 25% of the population bothers to vote. But businesses are profit-driven, their profits come from PEOPLE, and thus their decisions are driven by what WE want. That's the truest form of democracy I know. Long live MNU.

Commented by: Anthony

(translated) Sad, just sad.

Commented by: Lizzy

$858 billion! Wowza! I'm going to work for MNU when I grow up!
[edit] 04-27-2008 Look At Them Yourself
(translated) For anyone who hasn't been, check out the MNU website, multinationalunited.com

Just an unassuming corporate website, right? Maybe not. Cloaked beneath their flowery rhetoric is evidence of their dirty dealings. Some examples:

1. At the end of the video, notice that the narrator says something about provideing "life-improving services for HUMANS throughout the world. WHAT ABOUT NON-HUMANS?

2. Have you seen the careers page? I'd like to see a non-human make 2,000,000 rand a year instead of 25 rand per hour.

3. They make their connections to the military, government and some of the most powerful finance groups in the world clear by listing it on the left side of the homepage.

I'll admit, it's a good sign that they include "Guidelines for a peaceful coexistence," but the text still seems like its written by a bitter human who hates all of us "aliens."

Don't take my word for it. Dig a little bit and you will see the truth.

-Christopher 9:58PM

Commented by: John

Sheesh, is this guy still at it? How many times does one have to say? This whole blog is a hoax! MNU is a straight shooter. Take it from me. I'm a patient at their health care center in D.C. and I've had nothing but good experiences with them.

Commented by: Alexander

(Translated) Christopher, I'm an outlander in the Pro Forma guerilla group. Join our cause. You know what this means: akdj3499m&^4342lkjdulkdjs*&^5sdr32230*&%%%$#@49823 Well see you soon

Commented by: Yuri

(Translated) Yo, if anyone wants an outlander P55 blaster (can blow a hole through 4 feet of steel), pm me at my account: armsdealer@mail.blogspot.com. You won't be disappointed! (NOTE: Some people have received an undeliverable message from this address, other have not received a response.)

Commented by: Susie

Whoa, Pro Forma are some of the most dangerous beings on this planet. Take my advice Christopher. DO NOT join them.

Commented by: Smart Lucy

Harvesting of alien technology = good Whiny, presumptuous aliens = bad

Commented by: Brianna

Uh, what the hell are you talking about? The site looks totally innocuous to me.

Commented by: Anthony

(translated) Christopher, I'll have more information for you soon. I work in the mines for MNU. I'm thinking of joining ProForma. You too?

[edit] May 2008

[edit] 05-11-2008 BOYCOTT!!!
(translated) Sorry I've been away for a while, readers. It hasn't been safe to post lately. But now, I've found a pretty sweet spot to blog from. They'll never find me here.

I've written before of MNU's various products, services and industries.

I encourage all of my readers to boycott everything connected to MNU. These products include:



The McBoomBoom Toy Line

Boomer Dog Food

Koricolan Digital Products

Alsatian Automotive

Desmonds

Carlsson Home Entertainment

Raymond Sporting Goods

Dulcet Cell Phones

Sarlat Dorgdonne Hotels

KBX TV

You Build It Home Improvement Centers

Circle 67 Gas

4TTT Plastics

Meeknackle University

Arkazon Cosmetic Line

Fresh Time Groceries

Happy Family restaurant chain

Morgenstern Public Relations Group

Bak Millar-Hobartson

Colson Group (financial advisory)

Becker Adultainment Corp

Bug's Ear Online Translator (full disclosure: I use this service to translate from mEnglish to our native language on this site)

And the list goes on and on...do your research carefully!

Commented by: Josh

(translated) Hypocrite! You're using Bug's Ear and then telling us to boycott it? Just another reason why this blog is all whack.

Commented by: Heebie Jeebies

Aliens are creepy.

Commented by: Guy Fawkes

OK, don't go to You Build It. Come to Five Star Home Improvement Centers for 15% off garden hoses the first week of September!!!

Commented by: Zoe

"Meeknackle University"??? WHAT DA' HELLLLLLL?

Commented by: The Dude

Ooooooh... this makes me want to patronize these products even more! Thanks for the helpful list Georgie. Now get off our planet!

Commented by: Lizzy

No! Can't live without these products! Especially Meeknackle University. ;) ROTFL.

Commented by: Chris

(translated)Keep at it Christopher. I believe in the power of the individual to make a difference. you are an inspiration to me. NOT!!!!

Commented by: Alexander

(translated)Down with MNU! Why have you not contacted us yet, Christopher?

Commented by: Mason

MCBOOMBOOM rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commented by: John

This is so annoying.

Commented by: Candyboy

Uh, sorry. Won't be changing my habits anytime soon to help out those creepy crawly aliens.

Commented by: Chris

(translated) Cool, I don't use any of those products anyway!
[edit] 05-14-2008 FIRED!
(translated) Well, I guess this was a long time coming now. A human supervisor at the plant caught me "sabotaging" (as they called it) the work line with some of my inefficiencies. I've always tried to lay low but I guess I was getting more and more aggressive every day. I figure I did a lot of damage, so I'm still proud of what I did. I won't go into more detail, because again, that's going to reveal to them my identity.

Faithful readers, don't worry, I'm still going to do my part now I'm just trying to figure out how...

-Christopher, 7:28 PM

Commented by: Missy

Got what you deserved!

Commented by: Alexander

(translated) You know what to do, Christopher. Join us at Pro Forma.

Commented by: Chris

(translated) Yo, hope you get some severence pay!!!

Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU

Christopher, will you come in to speak with us? PM me if you're interested

Commented by: The Dude

Shoulda thrown you in the slammer for that stuff you pulled!!!

Commented by: Mary

(translated) I hear they're hiring in the mines...

Commented by: a comrade

(translated) Way to go Christopher!!! It's ok you got let go. Keep up the resistance, that's the most important thing. I believe in you, my friend!!
[edit] 05-17-2008 Pro Forma
(translated) Just came back from my first meeting with Pro Forma. I think they have some good ideas. First time since I've been on Earth that I was in a roomful of outlanders who were proud to be what they are. That was a good feeling.

We discussed the ways we're going to strike back at MNU. I'm telling you now, everyone: we WILL have our RIGHTS. However far you are willing to go to prevent us from having them, I assure you we will go MUCH farther to get them. Why not just give them to us now so we can avoid a lot of unnecessary conflict, what do you say humans?

Commented by: Doubtful

Never, ever. Never ever ever. You people are animals.

Commented by: Chris

(translated) Just give me MNU network TV and a beer and I'm happy

Commented by: Joey

Hey guys, I just found this blog today and have been reading through all the posts. I think we should give the aliens their rights. What's the harm?

Commented by: Missy

Does that mean the aliens would be in our schools? Our health clubs? GROSS. No way. Never. Humans superior to the end!!

Commented by: Joey

Hey Christopher. Joey here again. I live in Sydney, Australia. Someone at my school told me something I never heard before: that there are population control policies applied to you guys. That MNU destroys your eggs or something. Is that true???

Commented by: a comrade

(translated) Let's do it Christopher!

Commented by: Alexander

(translated) Welcome. It was great meeting you the other night. You had some good ideas on how to use your blog as a tool to reach out to even more allies for our cause. Glad to have you onboard.
[edit] 05-21-2008 Population Control
(Translated) Hi there Joey. I saw your comments in my last post. Thanks for reading the blog.It's very nice to know that there are humans out there that support us. I think that humans from the younger generation like yourself are our great hope. To answer your question: yes, MNU does enforce population control on us. Their rules are so convoluted and constantly changing as to frustrate our attempts to get these laws revised. The latest rules (From what I can tell) are on the MNU website. Go there and click "Rules and Regulations" to see what I'm talking about.

#3.1.6 says that "unregistered eggs" will be destroyed. Unregistered? MNU has never provided me or anyone else I know with information about registering eggs, much less information about obtaining a birth certificate. The only thing they've ever given me is a tag so they can track me. Good thing it doesn't have GPS.

Commented by: Cardinal Mcsorely

I say just sterilize them ALL!!!

Commented by: Carlsson

The fact that these things lay EGGS shows that we could never consider them as equal to humans!!!

Commented by: Sister Carrie

Christopher, I never knew that MNU and the D-9 administration did abhorrent things like destroy your offspring. This is terrible. Your race has my deepest sympathies.

Commented by: Anthony

(Translation) Human women have eggs too! What's the difference if it gets laid on the inside or the outside???

Commented by: Alfalfa

EVERYTHING!!!!!

Commented by: Mikaela

I heard the aliens are both at once MALE and FEMALE! Yuck!!!
[edit] 05-30-2008 Not What I Thought
(Translated) Earlier tonight I went to my 4th meeting at Pro Forma. The night did not turn out as I expected.

I left the meeting as soon as one of the leaders announced that they planned on taking their cause a step further. Later, I heard news of a thermal bomb set off at a caf in one of the human districts. Everyone on there must have died. Including women and children.

I did not sign up for this. Sabotaging productivity? I can do that. I can even stand for the deaths of MNU brass and their goons. But innocent human civilians? No.

I have since told the PF group that I'm out. They understand - and want me to keep writing this blog. I do not condone their actions, though I believe that we still have to be on the same side. Tough issues, people.....

-Christopher, 2:17 AM

Commented by: Chris

(Translated) Yo, I liked that cafe!

Commented by: Brianna

OK, I just read about it on the news too. You people are sick. OK, Christopher, now I know you're for real. You just need to die, OK?

Commented by: Robbie

Yo Brianna, I think you just maxxed out ur quota of "OKs" for the month! OK?

Commented by: Sister Carrie

That violence was shocking. I am glad that you have decided to leave that dangerous association, Christopher. I am praying for your soul.

Commented by: Smart Lucy

RIP, cafe people. F.U. aliens.

Commented by: Dorothy

I just read about the attack on MNU news. All you aliens need to be EXTERMINATED!!! I hate you!!!

Commented by: Alexander

(Translated) I wish you didn't feel the way you do, Christopher. Only through radical action will we demonstrate our resolve to the humans. Don't go soft on me, brother.

Commented by: Josh

Geez, just make the humans hate us more why don't ya????

[edit] June 2008

[edit] 06-02-2008 The New Job
(Translated) Might not be posting as much anymore. Got a new job. Doesn't pay as well as the other one so I have to work a lot more. Please check back from time to time. I promise to write.

-Christopher, 6:43 PM
  • Commented by: Mary
(Translated) Did you take that job in the mines? The one I told you about?
  • Commented by: Doubtful
Yeah, get off your ass and do some work. Stop bombing women and children you sick, sick alien.
  • Commented by: a comrade
(Translated) I understand the need to work, brother. But please keep up the writing, OK? It means a lot to us. Truly.
  • Commented by: Anthony
(Translated) See if you can work sabotage into the new job too. :)
  • Commented by: Lester
I really hope this blog just shuts down now. We don't need this kind of whining and troublemaking on the internet.
[edit] 06-14-2008 The Sacrificers
(Translated) Sorry I've been away for a while. As I mentioned, I'm working a ton. Bone-tired. But today I had to address this issue: The Sacrificers. I think you know who they are in human culture they are called "suicide bombers"

Even though I do not condone their actions and the militant behavior of the Pro Forma group, I do have to admit they are making a difference. The entire city of Johannesburg is on edge. I am too. Do you think we are happy to sacrifice ourselves like this? This is what you have pushed us too. Please just grant us equal rights. Please.

-Christopher, 9:33 PM
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
Peace. Please. Peace.
  • Commented by: Zoe
I hate you aliens.
  • Commented by: Chris
(Translated) I lurrrrve you aliens! Rock!
  • Commented by: Kyle
Please ban Chris.
  • Commented by: Chris
(Translated) Screw you, dude.
  • Commented by: Brandon
That's the funny thing, my friend. By behaving like that, we will NEVER and CAN NEVER acknowledge your rights. You stop your sacrificers first, and then MAYBE we can talk. That is, if we can sit in a room long enough to stand your awful stench.
  • Commented by: a comrade
(Translated) It's the only way we will be heard! I apologize to those of you who are distressed. BUT THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. When you feel pain maybe for a bit you can taste the bitter pain we've experienced every day that we've been on this planet run by you f'd up people.
[edit] 06-18-2008 Tanukashi
(Translated) So I think it's pretty clear that the reason why things are run so harshly in D9 is because of MNU.

So what if MNU were to leave? That's right: they're under contract. Which is set to expire if they don't meet certain requirements.

For several weeks, people at my new job have mentioned a rumor about a Japanese company called Tanukashi that could be taking over MNU's "Non-human security" operations by the end of next year. Then yesterday I received an e-mail from an anonymous reader who found a page from some sort of marketing pamphlet at Tanukashi. It talks about equality between human and non-human. (Download it here.) I haven't been able to find any info about this online, so I'm thinking this document was leaked.

A good thing or a bad thing...? You guys tell me:

-Christopher, 8:30 PM

Clicking on "Download it here" brings up a downloadable .pdf about the Tanukashi Corporation and its policies regarding equality for non-humans.

TANUKASHI, YOUR WORLD LEADER

A world in motion demands a company that places the interests of the global community in front of its own. Tanukashi has long been on the forefront of providing the latest in technological development and peaceful advancement. Like our products, our employees make a difference in their communities. It’s our dedication to community advancement that puts us in a league of our own.

For nearly a decade, Tanukashi has been sited on the Global Business Consortium’s list “Top 10 leading conglomerates that are paving the way to a better world.” We do this through innovation, community involvement and profitability.

At Tanukashi, we don’t think profit is a bad word. Instead, we’ve proven that the best way to generate profit is by raising the quality of life for employees and customers alike. Profits should be at the expense of others. Tanukashi has donated countless amounts toward scholarships for children who wouldn’t otherwise have a chance at higher education. We provide grants for college students who want to dedicate their summers to non-profit service. And of course, Tanukashi works to improve the world around us from the ground up, one neighborhood at a time. We believe in equality for all our neighbors who we protect and serve.

EQUALITY FOR ALL

Tanukashi is committed to ethical rights for all citizens of the planet earth. It’s our belief that treating the non-humans in Johannesburg with equality, instead of intimidation, would improve the living conditions for all the citizens of South Africa. By removing their societal shackles and partnering with non-humans, we can unlock the secrets to the cosmos and get the most out of their technology. Humans have barely begun to skim the surface of contemplating the practical, everyday applications of unlocking these new technologies. Soon we’ll discover together what is possible.

Together we can go from a global company to a universal one. Through concerted humanitarian efforts, we’re ready to do what we do best: Improve Community by Advancing Technology.
  • Commented by: Anthony
(Translated) Bring in Tanukashi. They can't be worse than MNU and are probably much better. The MNU people are American and we all know that American=insensitive. Look at all of their wars in the past 40 years!
  • Commented by: Doubtful
MNU has been doing things right in my book. Bring in another company and this whole alien thing could get way outta hand. MNU better STAY.
  • Commented by: John
The memo is a fake. Like everything else on this blog.
  • Commented by: Susie
Tanukashi makes great products. Better than MNU in my opinion. Maybe they could clean up this whole situation, you know?
  • Commented by: Alexander
(Translated) We're targeting MNU to weaken them so Tanukashi can come in.
  • Commented by: a comrade
(Translated) AWESOME.
  • Commented by: Chris
(Translated) Bogus!!!
  • Commented by: Kyle
Ugh. Ban Chris. Please?
  • Commented by: Robbie
What makes you think Tanukashi will be any different? These global conglomerates are all the same.
  • Commented by: Chris
(Translated) Eat granola much, Robbie? Heh heh!
  • Commented by: Kyle
You're just flaunting now, aren't you Chris?
  • Commented by: Devon
That memo's a total fake. I used to work for Tanukashi and that's not the letterhead.
  • Commented by: bowlingball76
A FAKE. I knew it!!! Who knows what to believe on the friggin' blog? Um, how 'bout NOTHINGGGGGGGGGG!!!
  • Commented by: T.I.
The memo's from me. It's real. We will deal with the aliens in a reasonable manner. You WANT us there.
[edit] 06-22-2008 More Thoughts on the Company Switch
(Translated)Wow. Lots of responses to the Tanukashi memo. I'm a little torn over whether things will get much better under a new company. One things for sure: it couldn't get worse! (or could it?) Here are some pros and cons on my mind at the moment:

PROS: Tanukashi has much better human rights record than MNU; has better environmental record; Tanukashi supported programs that searched for extraterrestrial intelligence; Tanukashi does not have ties to the military to the extent that MNU does.

CONS: Flip in administration could mean chaos. If things get out of control, they may clamp down on us using force putting us right back where we are now; MNU is weakening... will we have to start battling a fresh giant from the top if Tanukashi comes in? I'd say MNU is wavering.

What do you guys think?

-Christopher, 11:02 PM

Commented by: a comrade

(Tranlsated) I don't really care. What I DO care about is that whoever it is that is running D9 had better give us our rights!

Commented by: Pappy

I think that would be Tanukashi.

Commented by: The Dude

MNU will crush you.

Commented by: Dale

The Japanese are more efficient. So whatever happens it's going to happen a lot faster.

Commented by: Brianna

That's racist! You can't make a stereotype about an entire nationality like that.

Commented by: Doubtful

Oh PUH-LEAZE!!!!

Commented by: Mary

(Translated) What's a stereotype?

Commented by: Chris

(Translated) @Mary - Welcome to Earth!

Commented by: Chuck

(Translated) I hope this happens. MNU is weakening, like he said.
[edit] 06-25-2008 Can They Find Me?
(Translated) Hey there readers... so earlier today I get this email:

"Christopher, we know who you are. We know where you live. If you continue to post your anti-human and anti-MNU perspectives on your blog, we come and pay you a visit. Our conversation will not be pleasant. Consider this your only warning."

-MNU Internet Security

Do you know what readers? I think this is a bluff. Why haven't they shut me down already? You know the funny thing, the only available internet service in D9 is MNU Telecom. So yea, I am actually using their pipelines to post this blog. But I'm clever my friends I "anonymized" by IP so they'll never be able to find me. Rest assured, I don't think they'll find me. Never say never but I'm gonna keep posting.

-Christopher, 8:04 PM

Commented by: a comrade

(Translated) Way to go Christopher!!

Commented by: Anthony

(Translated) C'mon guys, if you really knew how to find Christopher, you would've shut him down a long time ago. Don't worry, Christopher I think you're all good.

Commented by: Doubtful

Shut him DOWN!!!

Commented by: MNU Internet Security

"Christopher," MNU here again. Anonymizers are ineffective countermeasures against our internet tracking systems. There is no hiding, there is no escape. Cease and desist these posts NOW and maybe we will consider leniency.

Commented by: bowlingball76

Wow. An "MNU" guy with a thumbprint avatar. Scary.

Commented by: MNU Internet Security

Hmmm... don't think I could find Christopher, eh? His IP is 12.354.4544.23, located in C quadrant in District 9. I could tell you what he was doing right at this moment if I wanted to.

Commented by: Robbie

You stupid that's not even a real IP address! Wrong format bozo.
[edit] 06-27-2008 Bad News
(Translated) They got Anthony.

I recieved this email from him:

"Christopher they're here I don't have time. They're coming up the stairs. I locked the door. ^$#^%$# [EDITED FOR CONTENT]. They're banging on the door. Yelling YOUR name. They think I know where you are. How did they find me?? I won't give you up Christopher. [EDITED FOR CONTENT]

If they got Anthony, maybe they CAN get to me. You know what? This is just a news clearinghouse for the goings-on of District 9. OK? That's all it is. I'm declaring it here. I'll post news that comes in but no more polemic from your truly? Got it, MNU? So don't come after me.

-Christopher, 1:17 AM

Commented by: Alexander

(Translated) Oh, great. You're gonna give up on us now? You're a disgrace to the memory of Anthony.

Commented by: Chris

(Translated) Ha ha ha ha haha hahaha!!!!!

Commented by: Candyboy

Boo yah. You're next, Georgie boy. BOO YAH.

Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU

I'm going to look to see if I can find where Anthony is detained. If I can find him, I'll do everything I can for him. Respect

Commented by: a comrade

(Translated) Please don't stop, Christopher. If you need to go mobile, I'll help you.

Commented by: Brianna

Serves you aliens right!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] 06-28-2008 Look At This
(Translated) Dear Christopher,

I've been waiting for a site like yours to come along. I find you quite articulate. Most of your alien sites are rather distasteful if I'm to be honest.

I'm a scientist at MNU in the United States. I've been assigned to research salvaged alien technology from the D9 crash site.

I had to tell you that this work has weighed on my conscience. I don't think what we are doing is right. We are stealing what is rightfully yours. In many ways, I see that we're stealing your culture without acknowledging you at all. Instead, we enslave you and treat you terribly. For that, I am sorry. I wish there was some way I could help.

Respectfully, Charlotte

-Christopher, 7:42 PM

Commented by: Alexander

(Translated) You can help us, Charlotte. You can just curl up and die. All you humans are scum. Never redeemable.

Commented by: Doubtful

Doubt she works for, MNU!!!

Commented by: Robbie

Well of course you idiot, you doubt everything. Your name is Doubtful!!!!

Commented by: Sister Carrie

Alexander, please try resolve these matters in a peaceful manner.

Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU

For those of you who are curious about Anthony, I located him in the Wittwatersrand Gulag No. 4. He is doing well, and we are currently trying to get him processed out. There was some abuse that we are concerned about. But we are monitoring the situation constantly to be sure there is no further mistreatment by MNU.

[edit] July 2008

[edit] 07-01-2008 Our Voice Is Worldwide
(Translated) Last I check our readership counter, we were at 2,982,361. That's pretty amazing. We're currently the most widely read independent internet site written by an alien.

A reporter emailed me from a newspaper in Detroit, Michigan, USA. He wanted an interview. I think I'll have to pass, to keep my identity and location safe, but it's great to know our voice is being heard!

-Christopher, 8:58 PM

Commented by: The Dude

"Most widely read independent internet site written by an alien"? Gee, that's great! What's your competition, like 8 other aliens?

Commented by: Pappy

I doubt it was a real reporter. It was probably someone from MNU trying to play to your vanity.

Commented by: Cardinal Mcsorely

People go to this site and read it because you're a FREAK show, that's all. That's why I read it!

Commented by: Sister Carrie

Well that's not why I read it, Cardinal. I'm genuinely concerned for them.
[edit] 07-04-2008 Well, Here It Is
(Translated) To Whom It May Concern:

Recently, our attention has been drawn to the weblog you currently maintain at http://www.mnuspreadslies.com. We have reviewed your postings at this site and have found several instances of slander and misinformation. You may be subject to legal action and imprisonment if you do not cease all posting immiediately. Please contact a MNU center as soon as possible to resolve this matter.

Signed,

MNU

-Christopher, 7:21 PM

Commented by: Chris

Oooooh! I'm scared!

Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU

Don't worry, Christopher. Keep posting. I can tell you for a fact that you have done nothing that would warrant legal action. Well, except maybe that sabotage stuff at work. That may welcome legal action. Why'd you have to do that stuff, Christopher?

Commented by: Mary

(Translated) Gee, great job, Quentin. You just gave MNU their way to get at Christopher.

Commented by: Kyle

Like they didn't already know that? Sheesh.

Commented by: Jen

(Translated) If you try to cut Christopher down, there will be 100 more blogs that will crop up in his place. Is that really what you want? Because I bet a majority of them will be a LOT more militant than him!

Commented by: Molly

(Translated) First time commenter here. Christopher, please keep your blog up. You don't know how inspiring it is to read your words. That there are those of us out there who haven't forgot our heritage and our pride.

Commented by: Frank

Good riddance, Georgie Boy!! You're DONE!!!

[edit] August 2008

[edit] 08-01-2008 YouTube Video

(Translated) Found this on YouTube. It looks like a video by SisterCarrie, one of our readers. Interesting that this is happening in the United States...

Commented by: Doubtful

So what? What’s the big deal?

Commented by: Zoe

Those people were arrested. I saw it here on the news.

Commented by: Sister Carrie

Hey Christopher. Thanks for posting this! Not everyone was arrested, although a couple of people did get out of hand. Still it was a powerful statement. I get goosebumps just thinking about it!

Commented by: Mary

(Translated) Well, I hope this means the humans are supporting us. Its hard to understand what they are saying.

Commented by: Mason

WE DON’T!!!!!!!!!!!

Commented by: Molly

(Translated) That girl says "Do your part. Marry a non-human." Haha. Yeah right. Humans are disgusting!"
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