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Aliens and humans are not all that different you know. We both work, get tired, sleep, eat, have friends, have a family that we care about, have hopes, dreams and want the best for our futures... Aliens and humans are not all that different you know. We both work, get tired, sleep, eat, have friends, have a family that we care about, have hopes, dreams and want the best for our futures...
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I've thought that some of you might like to know what a typical day is like for me. Well, here it is: I've thought that some of you might like to know what a typical day is like for me. Well, here it is:
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7:00 AM - wake up, get cleaned, have breakfast 7:00 AM - wake up, get cleaned, have breakfast
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7:45 AM - report to work at MNU 7:45 AM - report to work at MNU
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They take attendance to be sure we're all there. We then get dressed in our protective gear and start the workday. I'm a parts loader at the MNU-Joburg munitions factory. They take attendance to be sure we're all there. We then get dressed in our protective gear and start the workday. I'm a parts loader at the MNU-Joburg munitions factory.
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12:00 PM - 12:20 PM - lunch break. Most of the time we get slaughter slop from the MNU's meat processing facility on the outskirts of District 9. 12:00 PM - 12:20 PM - lunch break. Most of the time we get slaughter slop from the MNU's meat processing facility on the outskirts of District 9.
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6:30 PM - finish work; now sometimes afterwards I'll hang out with my co-workers. They're my friends too. We walk each other home - it's easier to avoid abuse from the roving teams of MNU security if you're not alone. This makes it hard for the last guy who has to walk the last stretch home - so we take turns being "that guy." 6:30 PM - finish work; now sometimes afterwards I'll hang out with my co-workers. They're my friends too. We walk each other home - it's easier to avoid abuse from the roving teams of MNU security if you're not alone. This makes it hard for the last guy who has to walk the last stretch home - so we take turns being "that guy."
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7:00 PM - come home. Have dinner. Play with my kids: Sherry and Oliver. They're my pride and joy. by the time I get home it's almost time for them to go to bed, so I cherish every minute I have to play with them. 7:00 PM - come home. Have dinner. Play with my kids: Sherry and Oliver. They're my pride and joy. by the time I get home it's almost time for them to go to bed, so I cherish every minute I have to play with them.
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8:00 PM - put the kids to bed. Start writing for my blog. I know my posts are few and far between. But every night I try to write something new. 8:00 PM - put the kids to bed. Start writing for my blog. I know my posts are few and far between. But every night I try to write something new.
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11:00 PM - try to get to sleep. I have to tell you it's hard to go to bed with the MNU patrol choppers flying all around D9 at all hours of the night. Be glad you don't live in District 9! 11:00 PM - try to get to sleep. I have to tell you it's hard to go to bed with the MNU patrol choppers flying all around D9 at all hours of the night. Be glad you don't live in District 9!
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MNU Spreads Lies

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MNU Spreads Lies is a blog found through an image of graffiti on D-9.com. The blog is run by "George," a non-human who seeks to expose Multi-National United as being prejudiced against aliens. Each of the blog entries is in the alien language; clicking the "Translate to English" button translates that entry into English.

Blog Entries

September 2007

09-04-2007 This Is The Truth
(Translated) I am an outlander working in District 9 in Johannesburg. Surely you've heard of District 9, reader? It is very real. I am very real.

Call me "George"

I am one of the thousands of outlanders who are exploited and mistreated by the MNU Corporation and by extension the South African government and the entire world. I implicate you in my suffering.

What are you going to do about it?

-George, 1:28 AM

Commented by: Candyboy

WTF? So... what are you trying to say??? I got nothing to do with your problems.

Commented by: Doubtful

These are obvious lies peddled by an unstable alien worker – if this is indeed an alien who has learned how to use a PC. I doubt it. Probably just some bored teenager and a prank. This is absolute nonsense. MNU and the SA government have bent over backwards to accommodate these people – if you can even call them that! Ignore this psycho.

Commented by: a comrade

(Translated) I want to thank you for having the courage to expose the truth. I also work in D9. But do you think you can change things?

Commented by: Pamela

MNU's abuses must be brought to light. I am currently writing an article about these issues. A Google search turned up your blog. Can you email me at pamsikander@mail.com so we can talk further? I want to hear more about your experience. (NOTE: No replies have been recieved from this e-mail address)

Commented by: Brianna

what a crock...

Commented by: John

I don't think you work an MNU, dude.
09-27-2007 Who's Lying? Not Me
(Translated) I find it pretty ironic that you think I'm lying 'Doubtful'. You don't think I work for MNU? I offer you this photo as proof. It's the far end of the heating & cooling plant at MNU facility where I work.

Sorry for all the blacked out detail, but I'm not stupid I'm not going to get collared by MNU Security.

-George, 11:13 PM

Commented by: Brianna

Uh, just looks like some factory to me. Who says it's MNU?

Commented by: Pamela

George, can you please get in touch? I think an interview with you would really support my article, which in turn would bring light to your cause. Why have you not emailed me yet?

Commented by: Doubtful

Can't believe this guy hasn't been shut down yet. I keep telling you: this guy is a fraud. The aliens are certainly not abused! On the contrary, they're staying on our planet on our dime!

Commented by: Sister Carrie

George, please be careful. I'm concerned b/c I know about the District but haven't heard anything like what you're saying. But maybe it's exactly because your lack of rights that we haven't been exposed to the truth. I for one want to know the truth. Please keep it up. And again, be CAREFUL.

Commented by: Candyboy

I agree, the pics are just some random factory.

October 2007

10-11-2007 A Sad Story
(Translated) Last November, my fellow worker Mike and I were loading pallets onto an MNU transport truck. You have to understand, human machinery is difficult for us to use.

I was trying to explain this to the loading foreman (a human, what else?), and you know what he did? He picked up a crowbar and whacked Mike's arms over and over. The cracking sound it made makes me sick. It's burned in my mind.

That's the kind of treatment we get from MNU.

Even now, 3 months later, Mike can't move his arms right. He probably has broken bones but it's not like we can see a doctor. The MNU doctor will only see humans. Not like we have any company insurance anyway. MNU sees us as expendable animals. Die, live, they don't care what happens to us...

-George, 10:58PM

Commented by: Carlsson

Stupid, made-up story – you think you can trick us with these fabrications??? A person could never be that cruel. His company would totally fire him!

Commented by: Mitchell Hoffman, JD

Corporate malfeasance like this must be brought to light. Please contact the AATC Legal Fund to further investigate this matter. I assume there are more witnesses to corroborate this incident?

Commented by: Sister Carrie

I'm so sorry. What can people do that want to make a difference?

Commented by: The Dude

Uh... since when are the aliens to be considered people? They messed up by crashing on our planet. They SHOULD work to compensate for how much they deplete our economy by taking up our resources. My HUMAN nephews live in the slums in Joburg caused by the crash and go hungry. Who gives a f--- about some aliens???

Commented by: a comrade

(Translated) Say it like it is Brother.

November 2007

11-22-2007 I Can't Do This Alone
(translated) I'm sick of not being believed by some of you readers out there. So I invite more truth tellers to comment to this posting. Tell me YOUR story of MNU abuses, or your encounter with outlanders. Some people out there don't even think we actually exist. That's crazy.

OK, go for it post is open for comments...

-George, 7:21PM
  • Commented by: Kyle
    • I went to Joburg for a summer vacation and my family went to go to the D9 crash site. It's all gated off and fenced and they don't let regular people in. But aliens are real, people! I saw them. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that there are some people in this world that don't believe in them. They must be religious crackpots or something. Aliens are as real as you or me.
  • Commented by: Pappy
    • I went to Joburg for a summer vacation and my family went to go to the D9 crash site. It's all gated off and fenced and they don't let regular people in. But aliens are real, people! I saw them. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that there are some people in this world that don't believe in them. They must be religious crackpots or something. Aliens are as real as you or me.
  • Commented by: Ellie
    • I also work for MNU in Ann Arbor, Michigan. I agree with Steve above. I can attest to the fact that MNU is a caring, responsible company that would never stand for the abuses that George has listed. This entire blog is a fake.
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Who cares if it's real or not? These aliens need to get off of our planet. Pronto.
  • Commented by: Chris
    • Can't we all just get along? Ha ha Boo-yah! (translated)
  • Commented by: Pappy
    • Hi George, I used to work at a MNU manufacturing plant in Lubbock, TX. Now I don't know about MNU's dealings with the aliens – but I can tell you that this corporation is up to no good in Lubbock. Tons of union violations, unsafe working conditions – and this is with humans! So I'm not surprised that something dirty is going down in Africa with the aliens.
  • Commented by: Josh
    • Yo people, I'm an alien too and I work in the same division of MNU that this "George" claims to work in. I can tell you for a fact that there's no alien there who is dissatisfied. MNU treats its workers with the utmost respect and they have access to full benefits and medical care. Obviously whoever is writing these posts just wants to smear MNU. Why they would want to do so escapes me, becausee it's a great company! (translated)
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • People, get it through your thick human skulls: MNU sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 2007

12-13-2007 There Is Another
(translated) I want to thank Chester for writing in. he works in another division of MNU within District 9. he also has a story of MNU's climate of abuse for alien workers. I've pasted his email to me below:

George,

I appreciate your blog. We outlanders need a voice in this oppressive system. I too have experienced abuse and discrimination under MNU. I am a parts tester in division #63 in quadrant 2.

MNU must hire sick, sick people to police us. One day, our supervisor brought in an electric prod the sort that the humans use to corral cattle and farm animals. He obviously had been drinking alcohol and before long, he was using that animal prod to shock us! I could not believe it. He was laughing getting entertainment from our pain. One of my colleagues, David, was burned so bad he could not return to work for 2 weeks.

I tried to lodge a formal complaint with the MNU management, but they said that that course of action is available only for humans.

We need a voice in this world. So I want to thank you again for having the courage to write your blog.

Peace,
Chester

-George 5:21PM
  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • OMG first comment.
  • Commented by: Anthony
    • (translated) I'm also an outlander. Thank you George and Chester for standing up to tell the truth. You give strength to us all.
  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • Plant! Plant!
  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Can I just say? PLANT PLANT! PLANTY PLANT PLANT!
  • Commented by: a comrade
    • (translated) Oh yeah, it's so UNBELIEVABLE that a major worldwide corporation would abuse its workers. Yessir that's hard to swallow, isn't it? Wake up people: the world is corrupt and you're letting it go on so you can eat your cheeseburgers and watch your stupid movies.
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • (translated) sad story
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Screw those stupid aliens. Go back home!!!

January 2008

01-05-2008 A Day in the Life
Aliens and humans are not all that different you know. We both work, get tired, sleep, eat, have friends, have a family that we care about, have hopes, dreams and want the best for our futures...

I've thought that some of you might like to know what a typical day is like for me. Well, here it is:

7:00 AM - wake up, get cleaned, have breakfast

7:45 AM - report to work at MNU

They take attendance to be sure we're all there. We then get dressed in our protective gear and start the workday. I'm a parts loader at the MNU-Joburg munitions factory.

12:00 PM - 12:20 PM - lunch break. Most of the time we get slaughter slop from the MNU's meat processing facility on the outskirts of District 9.

6:30 PM - finish work; now sometimes afterwards I'll hang out with my co-workers. They're my friends too. We walk each other home - it's easier to avoid abuse from the roving teams of MNU security if you're not alone. This makes it hard for the last guy who has to walk the last stretch home - so we take turns being "that guy."

7:00 PM - come home. Have dinner. Play with my kids: Sherry and Oliver. They're my pride and joy. by the time I get home it's almost time for them to go to bed, so I cherish every minute I have to play with them.

8:00 PM - put the kids to bed. Start writing for my blog. I know my posts are few and far between. But every night I try to write something new.

11:00 PM - try to get to sleep. I have to tell you it's hard to go to bed with the MNU patrol choppers flying all around D9 at all hours of the night. Be glad you don't live in District 9!

George 10:54 PM
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • B O R I N G
  • Commented by: Dale
    • Darnit! Get back to the exciting stories of abuse and salacious tales of corporate malfeasance!
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • Thanks for sharing your life with us. You are right – I guess we're not all that different.
  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • The ickiest part was the one where he talks about the slaughter slop. Sick!
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Uh, so this entry is supposed to make me want to campaign for alien rights or something? Forget about it. Go home!
  • Commented by: Mason
    • I heard aliens don't even know the difference between their own kids and the neighbor's kids. TOTALLY NOT BUYING IT. NOOCH!

February 2008

02-08-2008 More to Come
(translated) Hey there readers. Thanks to those of you who have supported my posts. And to those haters and doubters out there, just you wait: you will get your day of reckoning. you cannot treat others like this you wouldn't even treat a stray animal in the street the way you treat us. Yes, I'm talking to you MNU. You will get your comeuppance. And this is just the first in a whole series of blog posts to come. This is just the beginning... George, 10:43PM
  • Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU
    • People, if the aliens are indeed going to stay here (as it looks like they will), we need to start thinking of ways to peacefully incorporate them into our society. They are obviously sentient and must be granted the same rights – or the same equivalent rights – if we are to live in a peaceful world.

Respect, Quentin Markam, ACLU

  • Commented by: a comrade
    • (translated) Go George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Commented by: Carlsson
    • Will somebody shut this guy up? I'm almost hoping there IS something like the MNU security strike teams that are rumored – maybe they can take this guy out, ha ha.
  • Commented by: Anthony
    • (translated) That's not even funny, Frank. George is risking his life to try to tell the truth of what is going on at MNU, and you're mocking him? Thoughtless punk.
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • We need to pile all of these aliens back into a rocket ship and blast them back to where they came from.

March 2008

03-06-2008 Commitment
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  • Commented by: Zoe
    • Stupid! If this is real, then MNU is obviously going to track down who did it!
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • I agree. I think this proves the blog is a hoax. Who in their right mind would publically write about an act of sabotage that could be traced like that??????
  • Commented by: Chris
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  • Commented by: a comrade
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  • Commented by: Dale
    • Uh gee thanks. Now the price on the munitions I purchase from MNU is going to skyrocket. Way to go buddy. Why don't you do your job right like everybody else and quit this rabble rousing and yammering, eh?
  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • How many times do I have to say it? This guy is either: a) a crackpot, b) a psycho, c) a hoaxer or: hmmm, all THREE? Stop reading this stupid, lying blog and giving this guy the attention he craves.
03-17-2008 Where in MNU in YOUR life???
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  • Commented by: Mason
    • I can live without the dog food and the seatbelts, but your rights are 'nil when it comes to my friggin' hair gel! ;)
  • Commented by: Missy
    • Man, if aliens are making the dog food I'm buying, I'm really grossed out. I love my dog.
  • Commented by: a comrade
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  • Commented by: Dale
    • MNU owns the Dallas Hammerheads too – so in my book they're a-ok!
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • When has it been news that alien exploitation benefits humans? That's old hat. Better for us, isn't it? Keep it going. Go MNU!
03-31-2008 The United States of MNU
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  • Commented by: Mary
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  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • Uh, why would I take the time to write someone in the government on your behalf? They don't read mail from regular citizens anyway. Don't you know that the only people they care about are the big guns who donate a ton of money to their campaigns? Oh, I forgot, you don't know anything about this world 'cause you're an ALIEN. Go home.
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Georgie-boy, you should be getting on your knees and giving thanks to the gov't for giving you aliens a home on our planet. What were you guys running away from anyway? THAT I'd like to know!

April 2008

04-02-2008 This Is What They're Up To
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  • Commented by: Dale
    • Finders keepers. This is what happens when you accidentally crash your spaceship into someone else's planet, dude.
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • Never used the technology you've talked about, so I guess I'm innocent!
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • Boo hoo. Happens all the time. Talk to Farnsworth about the television. The man never saw a penny off of his invention. Next time, be more savvy about how you negotiate.
  • Commented by: Kyle
    • Wha? I don't think the aliens invented TV, I think I would have heard about that.
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • You idiot, I wasn't saying they invented the TV – just using it as an example to say that inventors don't always get the credit due to them.
  • Commented by: a comrade
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04-08-2008 Are They Closing In?
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  • Commented by: Robbie
    • MNU needs to be brought down. That's a truth, brother. I don't know nothing about aliens. But what I do know is that MNU is a bunch of corrupt suits who exploit the poor.
  • Commented by: a comrade
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  • Commented by: Dale
    • Uh, all I know is that my gas prices are probably going up b/c of this guy. Great. Can somebody take him out? MNU? Anybody?
  • Commented by: Lizzy
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  • Commented by: Zoe
    • Uh, somebody tell me why an ALIEN'S name is "George."
  • Commented by: Anthony
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  • Commented by: Zoe
    • OK, got it.
04-17-2008 MNU is Everywhere
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  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • People are always wary of big powerful corporations, but I honestly think that I'd rather have corporations in influential positions in society. They are accountable to people more than governments! We should admit, democracy does not work – not when less than 25% of the population bothers to vote. But businesses are profit-driven, their profits come from PEOPLE, and thus their decisions are driven by what WE want. That's the truest form of democracy I know. Long live MNU.
  • Commented by: Anthony
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  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • $858 billion! Wowza! I'm going to work for MNU when I grow up!
04-27-2008 Look At Them Yourself
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  • Commented by: John
    • Sheesh, is this guy still at it? How many times does one have to say? This whole blog is a hoax! MNU is a straight shooter. Take it from me. I'm a patient at their health care center in D.C. and I've had nothing but good experiences with them.
  • Commented by: Alexander
    • (Translated) George, I'm an outlander in the Pro Forma guerilla group. Join our cause. You know what this means: akdj3499m&^4342lkjdulkdjs*&^5sdr32230*&%%%$#@49823 Well see you soon
  • Commented by: Yuri
    • (Translated) Yo, if anyone wants an outlander P55 blaster (can blow a hole through 4 feet of steel), pm me at my account: armsdealer@mail.blogspot.com. You won't be disappointed! (NOTE: Some people have received an undeliverable message from this address, other have not received a response.)
  • Commented by: Susie
    • Whoa, Pro Forma are some of the most dangerous beings on this planet. Take my advice George. DO NOT join them.
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • Harvesting of alien technology = good Whiny, presumptuous aliens = bad
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • Uh, what the hell are you talking about? The site looks totally innocuous to me.
  • Commented by: Anthony
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May 2008

05-11-2008 BOYCOTT!!!
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  • Commented by: Josh
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  • Commented by: Heebie Jeebies
    • Aliens are creepy.
  • Commented by: Guy Fawkes
    • OK, don't go to You Build It. Come to Five Star Home Improvement Centers for 15% off garden hoses the first week of September!!!
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • "Meeknackle University"??? WHAT DA' HELLLLLLL?
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Ooooooh... this makes me want to patronize these products even more! Thanks for the helpful list Georgie. Now get off our planet!
  • Commented by: Lizzy
    • No! Can't live without these products! Especially Meeknackle University. ;) ROTFL.
  • Commented by: Chris
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  • Commented by: Alexander
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  • Commented by: Mason
    • MCBOOMBOOM rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Commented by: John
    • This is so annoying.
  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • Uh, sorry. Won't be changing my habits anytime soon to help out those creepy crawly aliens.
  • Commented by: Chris
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05-14-2008 FIRED!
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  • Commented by: Missy
    • Got what you deserved!
  • Commented by: Alexander
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  • Commented by: Chris
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  • Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU
    • George, will you come in to speak with us? PM me if you're interested
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • Shoulda thrown you in the slammer for that stuff you pulled!!!
  • Commented by: Mary
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  • Commented by: a comrade
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05-17-2008 Pro Forma
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  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Never, ever. Never ever ever. You people are animals.
  • Commented by: Chris
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  • Commented by: Joey
    • Hey guys, I just found this blog today and have been reading through all the posts. I think we should give the aliens their rights. What's the harm?
  • Commented by: Missy
    • Does that mean the aliens would be in our schools? Our health clubs? GROSS. No way. Never. Humans superior to the end!!
  • Commented by: Joey
    • Hey George. Joey here again. I live in Sydney, Australia. Someone at my school told me something I never heard before: that there are population control policies applied to you guys. That MNU destroys your eggs or something. Is that true???
  • Commented by: a comrade
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  • Commented by: Alexander
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05-21-2008 Population Control
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  • Commented by: Cardinal Mcsorely
    • I say just sterilize them ALL!!!
  • Commented by: Carlsson
    • The fact that these things lay EGGS shows that we could never consider them as equal to humans!!!
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • George, I never knew that MNU and the D-9 administration did abhorrent things like destroy your offspring. This is terrible. Your race has my deepest sympathies.
  • Commented by: Anthony
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  • Commented by: Alfalfa
    • EVERYTHING!!!!!
  • Commented by: Mikaela
    • I heard the aliens are both at once MALE and FEMALE! Yuck!!!
05-30-2008 Not What I Thought
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  • Commented by: Chris
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  • Commented by: Brianna
    • OK, I just read about it on the news too. You people are sick. OK, George, now I know you're for real. You just need to die, OK?
  • Commented by: Robbie
    • Yo Brianna, I think you just maxxed out ur quota of "OKs" for the month! OK?
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • That violence was shocking. I am glad that you have decided to leave that dangerous association, George. I am praying for your soul.
  • Commented by: Smart Lucy
    • RIP, cafe people. F.U. aliens.
  • Commented by: Dorothy
    • I just read about the attack on MNU news. All you aliens need to be EXTERMINATED!!! I hate you!!!
  • Commented by: Alexander
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  • Commented by: Josh
    • Geez, just make the humans hate us more why don't ya????

June 2008

06-02-2008 The New Job
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  • Commented by: Mary
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  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Yeah, get off your ass and do some work. Stop bombing women and children you sick, sick alien.
  • Commented by: a comrade
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  • Commented by: Anthony
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  • Commented by: Lester
    • I really hope this blog just shuts down now. We don't need this kind of whining and troublemaking on the internet.
06-14-2008 The Sacrificers
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  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • Peace. Please. Peace.
  • Commented by: Zoe
    • I hate you aliens.
  • Commented by: Chris
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  • Commented by: Kyle
    • Please ban Chris.
  • Commented by: Chris
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  • Commented by: Brandon
    • That's the funny thing, my friend. By behaving like that, we will NEVER and CAN NEVER acknowledge your rights. You stop your sacrificers first, and then MAYBE we can talk. That is, if we can sit in a room long enough to stand your awful stench.
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06-18-2008 Tanukashi
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This entry includes a downloadable pdf about the Tanukashi Corporation, which could possibly be taking over MNU's "Non-Human security" operations.

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  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • MNU has been doing things right in my book. Bring in another company and this whole alien thing could get way outta hand. MNU better STAY.
  • Commented by: John
    • The memo is a fake. Like everything else on this blog.
  • Commented by: Susie
    • Tanukashi makes great products. Better than MNU in my opinion. Maybe they could clean up this whole situation, you know?
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  • Commented by: Kyle
    • Ugh. Ban Chris. Please?
  • Commented by: Robbie
    • What makes you think Tanukashi will be any different? These global conglomerates are all the same.
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  • Commented by: Kyle
    • You're just flaunting now, aren't you Chris?
  • Commented by: Devon
    • That memo's a total fake. I used to work for Tanukashi and that's not the letterhead.
  • Commented by: bowlingball76
    • A FAKE. I knew it!!! Who knows what to believe on the friggin' blog? Um, how 'bout NOTHINGGGGGGGGGG!!!
  • Commented by: T.I.
    • The memo's from me. It's real. We will deal with the aliens in a reasonable manner. You WANT us there.
06-22-2008 More Thoughts on the Company Switch
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  • Commented by: Pappy
    • I think that would be Tanukashi.
  • Commented by: The Dude
    • MNU will crush you.
  • Commented by: Dale
    • The Japanese are more efficient. So whatever happens it's going to happen a lot faster.
  • Commented by: Brianna
    • That's racist! You can't make a stereotype about an entire nationality like that.
  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Oh PUH-LEAZE!!!!
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06-25-2008 Can They Find Me?
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  • Commented by: Anthony
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  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Shut him DOWN!!!
  • Commented by: MNU Internet Security
    • "George," MNU here again. Anonymizers are ineffective countermeasures against our internet tracking systems. There is no hiding, there is no escape. Cease and desist these posts NOW and maybe we will consider leniency.
  • Commented by: bowlingball76
    • Wow. An "MNU" guy with a thumbprint avatar. Scary.
  • Commented by: MNU Internet Security
    • Hmmm... don't think I could find George, eh? His IP is 12.354.4544.23, located in C quadrant in District 9. I could tell you what he was doing right at this moment if I wanted to.
  • Commented by: Robbie
    • You stupid that's not even a real IP address! Wrong format bozo.
06-27-2008 Bad News
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  • Commented by: Candyboy
    • Boo yah. You're next, Georgie boy. BOO YAH.
  • Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU
    • I'm going to look to see if I can find where Anthony is detained. If I can find him, I'll do everything I can for him. Respect
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  • Commented by: Brianna
    • Serves you aliens right!!!!!!!!!!
06-28-2008 Look At This
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  • Commented by: Doubtful
    • Doubt she works for, MNU!!!
  • Commented by: Robbie
    • Well of course you idiot, you doubt everything. Your name is Doubtful!!!!
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • Alexander, please try resolve these matters in a peaceful manner.
  • Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU
    • For those of you who are curious about Anthony, I located him in the Wittwatersrand Gulag No. 4. He is doing well, and we are currently trying to get him processed out. There was some abuse that we are concerned about. But we are monitoring the situation constantly to be sure there is no further mistreatment by MNU.

July 2008

07-01-2008 Our Voice Is Worldwide
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  • Commented by: The Dude
    • "Most widely read independent internet site written by an alien"? Gee, that's great! What's your competition, like 8 other aliens?
  • Commented by: Pappy
    • I doubt it was a real reporter. It was probably someone from MNU trying to play to your vanity.
  • Commented by: Cardinal Mcsorely
    • People go to this site and read it because you're a FREAK show, that's all. That's why I read it!
  • Commented by: Sister Carrie
    • Well that's not why I read it, Cardinal. I'm genuinely concerned for them.
07-04-2008 Well, Here It Is
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  • Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU
    • Don't worry, George. Keep posting. I can tell you for a fact that you have done nothing that would warrant legal action. Well, except maybe that sabotage stuff at work. That may welcome legal action. Why'd you have to do that stuff, George?
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  • Commented by: Kyle
    • Like they didn't already know that? Sheesh.
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  • Commented by: Frank
    • Good riddance, Georgie Boy!! You're DONE!!!
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