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Characters

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Major Characters

MNU Employees

Dirk Michaels

President and CEO of MNU

Koobus Venter

General of the MNU Security Force

Austin Henderson

Founder of Henderson Manufacturing, which becomes MNU.

Alien Resistance

George

Writer of the MNUSpreadsLies blog. An "outlander" (AKA non-human) who believes that humans and non-humans should live together in peace. MNU has threatened to shut down his blog.

Blog Commenters

Aliens/Outlanders

a comrade

Non-human who supports and encourages George's blogging. Works in District9. Says will soon have some info on more of MNU's harvesting of 'our' technology. Also supports the sabotage and bombings.

Alexander

Non-human, member of the militant Pro Forma guerilla group, condones radical acts of 'sacrificers', wants Tanukashi to take over in place of MNU security. Posted, "humans are scum."

Anthony

Non-human. Friend of George. Works in the mines for MNU, is thinking of joining Pro Forma.

Jen

Non-human. Posted, "If you cut George down, there will be 100 more blogs that will crop up in his place."

Josh

Claims to be an 'alien', posts in both languages. Says he works in the same division of MNU that George does, but that no aliens are dissatisfied there.

Mary

An outlander who works in D9 but is nervous about causing trouble. Suggests George find a new job in the mines.

Molly

outlander who says, "please keep your blog up, there are those of us out there who haven't forgot our heritage and our pride." Posted, "Humans are disgusting!"

Humans

Alfalfa

Human, sees a big difference in the fact that aliens lay eggs.

bowlingball76

Human. Believes the blog to be a fake, but also thinks the comments by "MNU Internet Security" are fakes.

Brandon

Human, dislikes non-humans, posted that they have an "awful stench." Angry about suicide bombings, and not interested in negotiating.

Brianna

Originally figured the blog was a hoax, later posted that alien exploitation was old news, and sees nothing wrong if it makes things better for humans.

Candyboy

Human who feels the aliens are not his problem. Doubts the government would listen to citizens anyway, doesn't think emails or boycotts matter. Posted, "Won't be changing my habits anytime soon to help out those creepy crawly aliens."

Cardinal Mcsorely

Human, hates non-humans. Calls for mass sterilization. Only reads the blog as a "freak show"

Carlsson

Thinks the blog is a hoax, that humans would never be that cruel to non-humans. Later posts, "we could never consider them as equal to humans", and hopes the MNU security strike teams are real.

Chris

Human Troll who posts in non-human language.

Dale

Supports MNU because they own the Dallas Hammerheads. Whines about rising costs of munitions and gasoline due to alien sabotage. Sees nothing wrong with humans "finding" alien technology and keeping it without compensation.

Devon

Human, claims to have worked for Tanukashi in the past, says the leaked memo is a fake because the letterhead is wrong.

Dorothy

Human, hates non-humans, especially after their suicide bombing, posts that they should be exterminated.

Doubtful

Human who resents the aliens for being here at Earth's expense. Thinks George is an unstable alien worker posting lies. Feels MNU is doing a good job and doesn't want Tanukashi stepping in.

Ellie

Human who works for MNU in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Believes the entire blog to be fake.

Frank

MNU-supporting human, glad to see George fired from his job.


Heebie Jeebies

Human, posted in English, "Aliens are creepy."


Joey

Human, a student living in Sydney, Australia. Supports giving aliens equal rights. Asks about population control policies and the destruction of non-human eggs.

John

Presumed human in the United States. Doubts that George worked for MNU when the blog began, thinks the blog and the Tanukashi memo are all fake. Posts that he's has "had nothing but good experiences" as a patient at the MNU health care center in D.C.

Kyle

Sympathetic human. Vacationed in 'Joburg' one summer with family, and visited the D9 crash site. (Also complains about Chris the troll.)

Lester

One post in English: "I really hope this blog just shuts down now. We don't need this kind of whining and troublemaking on the internet."

Lizzy

Human, posting in both languages. Disgusted by description of "slaughter slop" as alien food, but isn't willing to give up products to support the boycott. Silly comments like, "I'm going to work for MNU when I grow up!"

Mason

Human. Mocks the boycott effort. Puts down the aliens with a comment about they can't differentiate their own children from their neighbors'.

Mikaela

Human. Posted one comment in English: "I heard the aliens are both at once MALE and FEMALE! Yuck!!!"

Missy

Human, believes in human superiority and alien segregation. Grossed out to learn that her dog's food is made by aliens. Glad when George was fired from his job, thinks he deserved it.

Mitchell Hoffman, JD

Member of the AATC Legal Fund.


MNU Internet Security

Claims to be MNU, appears to be a troll.

Pamela (AKA Pam Sikander)

A reporter researching MNU's abuse of non-humans. Email: pamsikander@mail.com

Quentin Markam, ACLU

ACLU Non-human rights legal counsel.

Robbie

Sympathetic, anti-MNU human.

Sister Carrie

Sympathetic human.

Smart Lucy

MNU supporting human.

Susie

Human, seems sympathetic.

The Dude

MNU-supporting human. Hates non-humans.

T.I

Human, claims to work for Tanukashi.

Zoe

Human.

undetermined species

Yuri

arms dealer (could be an outlander, or could be human writing in alien language). Selling a P55 blaster. Email: armsdealer@mail.blogspot.com.

Chuck

Posted one comment in outlander language, hopes Tanukashi really does take over.

Guy Fawkes

spammer? "Come to Five Star Home Improvement Centers for 15% off garden hoses the first week of September!!!" posted in English. Note that this is presumeably a competitor to the 'You Build It' Home Improvement Centers which are owned by MNU and on the boycott list.

Other Characters

Chester

In his blog, George mentioned Chester as an outlander who works in another div of MNU within District9 as a parts tester in division #63 quadrant 2.

David

George mentions in a blog entry that David works with Chester.

Mike

only mentioned within the blog

Oliver

Child of George, mentioned on 2008.01.05 entry.

Sherry

Child of George, mentioned on 2008.01.05 entry.

Steve

only mentioned within the blog

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