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<br />MNU security forces have contained a group of non-humans suspected of rioting near the corner of Bay and Green Street. 40 non-humans are in custody. <br />MNU security forces have contained a group of non-humans suspected of rioting near the corner of Bay and Green Street. 40 non-humans are in custody.
<br />reference codes: #1.1.3, #4.3.1, #4.3.2</blockquote> <br />reference codes: #1.1.3, #4.3.1, #4.3.2</blockquote>
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 +Location: South-east red zone, east of the blue-zone roadway. Cannot access without an access code.
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 +Location: East roadway (blue zone).
 +<blockquote>'''CAR BOMB EXPLOSIONS'''
 +<br />Bates Road is closed between Ashland and Smith Streets. No injuries were reported, but the explosions destroyed three cars and knocked out several nearby apartment windows. Four non-humans from the site have been moved to an MNU station for questioning.
 +<br />reference codes: #2.2.5, #4.2.4, #4.4.1</blockquote>
Location: North-east blue zone. Includes graffiti "MNUSPREADSLIES.COM" Location: North-east blue zone. Includes graffiti "MNUSPREADSLIES.COM"

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D-9.com

  • District 9 - direct link
  • The trailhead site, found from a bathroom sign at San Diego Comic-Con. It displays a satellite view of 'District 9' and gives news updates, behavior recommendations, and a list of rules and regulations in both Human and Non-Human languages, depending on which option is chosen on the initial screen. When signed in as a Non-Human, speaker symbols can be clicked to hear a translation in English. Clicking on a marker within a red zone gives a warning about unauthorized access to restricted content. Doing so a second time boots the user to Multinationalunited.com.
  • Links at the bottom allow the participant to register with MNU for updates or download a copy of the Guidelines. An entry box allows participants to enter a Human or Non-Human ID number.

Contents

MNU News Updates

Human News

7-31-08

Location: South-west human zone

UNSANCTIONED PROTEST NEAR A NON-HUMAN ZONE
Authortities are quelling an unsanctioned protest near this non-human zone at the coner of Farris and Grey streets.
reference codes: #4.3.1, #4.3.2

Location: South-west blue zone.

SHOOTING INVESTIGATION
The 300 block of W. Franklin Ave. is closed for an ongoing investigation into a non-lethal shooting reported last night at 9:15 p.m.
reference codes: #4.2.4, #6.1.4

Location: South-west red zone. Cannot access without an access code.

Location: South-central human zone.

CITY HALL MEETING
A meeting at City Hall will be help to discuss a series of new ordinances proposed to help address the recent outbreak of non-human trespassing.
reference codes: #25.2, #2.6.1, #2.6.2

Location: South-central human zone.

MNU-MANDATED EVACUATION. TERRORIST THREAT RECIEVED
MNU began the evacuation of several businesses and the court house on the 200 block of Sagamont after receiving what they determined to be a non-human terrorist threat by phone. The evacuation is in effect until tomorrow.
reference codes: #2.5.5, #4.4.3, #4.4.5

Location: South-east human zone.

NON-HUMAN RIOT IN A HUMAN-ONLY RESTRICTED ZONE
22 non-humans were detained on charges of inciting a riot when they refused to show their MNU-issued ID tags.
reference codes: #2.6.1, #4.3.1, #4.3.2

Location: South-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code.

Location: South-east human zone, east of the blue-zone roadway.

ASSAULT ON AN MNU OFFICER
A non-weapon assualt on an MNU officer by a non-human resulted in an arrest. MNU backup forces were called to quell further violence.
reference codes: #1.1.4, #2.1.4, #4.2.4

Location: Mid-east Human zone.

TRAFFIC ALERT
Reminder: Nonhuman buses are scheduled to be on the highway from 6 to 7 a.m. and 9 to 10 p.m. Citizens are advised to avoid this highway at time of transport to ensure ease of traffic and passenger safety.
reference codes: #2.2.4

Location: East Roadway (blue zone)

CAR BOMB EXPLOSIONS
Bates Road is closed between Ashland and Smith streets. No injuries were reported, but the explosions destroyed three cars and knocked out several nearby apartment windows. Four non-humans from the site have been moved to an MNU station for questioning.
reference codes: #2.2.5, #4.2.4, #4.4.1

Location: North-east blue zone. Includes graffiti "MNUSPREADSLIES.COM".

CONVENIENCE STORE ROBBERY
Convenience store closed during MNU investigation of a robbery. No injuries reported.
reference codes: #2.4.1, #2.6.1 ,#4.2.4

Location: North-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code.

Non-human News

7-31-08

Location: North red zone. Cannot access without an access code.

Location: North-west blue zone

HOUSE RAID ON SUSPICION OF TERRORISM
Following several anonymous tips, police raided a shack in region 15 of district 9, detaining two non-human suspects and confiscating several non-regulation electrical devices.

Location: South-west blue zone

SHOOTING INVESTIGATION
The 300 block of West Franklin Avenue is closed for an ongoing investigation into a non-lethal shooting reported last night at 9:15 p.m.
reference codes: #4.2.4, #6.1.4

Location: South-west blue zone

UNAUTHORIZED USE OF NON-HUMAN TECHNOLOGY
Police are investigating an incident involving non-human technology on 19th Street. Non-human injuries reported. No fatalities reported.
reference codes: #8.4.2, #8.4.5

Location: South-west blue zone

NON-HUMAN EVACUATION DEADLINE
A reminder: the deadline for non-human evacuation for the 300 blocks of Greenway and Steeplechase Roads is 11 a.m. tomorrow. Any non-humans still in this area will be detained.
reference codes: #2.1.1, #2.1.2

Location: South-west red zone. Cannot access without an access code.

Location: South-central red zone. Cannot access without an access code.

Location: Southern roadway (blue zone).

AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT INJURY
Motor vehicle collision involving injuries on Sagamont street. One east-bound lane is closed until further notice.
reference codes: #6.2.3

Location: South-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code.

Location: South-east blue zone.

PUBLIC INTOXICATION BY A NON-HUMAN
Police detained one non-human on charges of intoxication after seeing it stumble down South Freeport Road.
reference codes: #3.1.1, #4.1.1, #4.1.2

Location: South-east blue zone.

NON-HUMAN RIOT
MNU security forces have contained a group of non-humans suspected of rioting near the corner of Bay and Green Street. 40 non-humans are in custody.
reference codes: #1.1.3, #4.3.1, #4.3.2

Location: South-east red zone, east of the blue-zone roadway. Cannot access without an access code.

Location: East roadway (blue zone).

CAR BOMB EXPLOSIONS
Bates Road is closed between Ashland and Smith Streets. No injuries were reported, but the explosions destroyed three cars and knocked out several nearby apartment windows. Four non-humans from the site have been moved to an MNU station for questioning.
reference codes: #2.2.5, #4.2.4, #4.4.1

Location: North-east blue zone. Includes graffiti "MNUSPREADSLIES.COM"

CONVENIENCE STORE ROBBERY
The convenience store at 1500 North Rosemont will be closed as MNU officials investigate a robbery. No injuries have been reported.
reference codes: #2.4.1, #2.6.1, #4.2.4

Behavior Recommendations

Human

7-31-08
RETAIL PRACTICES
Refrain from the manufacture and distribution of items that may glorify non-human culture.
PANHANDLERS
Please avoid giving money to non-human beggers.
NON-VERBAL COMMUNICATION
Drawing pictures and using simple sign language can be an effective way to communicate with non-humans.
CULTURAL DIVIDE
Simple hand gestures may be misunderstood by non-humans. Use with caution.
RESPECTFUL BEHAVIOR
Non-humans must be treated with respect. Actions deemed abusive will be dealt with by the MNU officials or animal control personnel accordingly (i.e. shoving, yanking tendrils, kicking.)
PUBLIC SAFETY
Entering District 9 without a MNU chaperone is discouraged.
DRINKING FOUNTAINS
Please refrain from using non-human drinking fountains to prevent the spread of disease.
SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR
Report all suspicious non-human behavior to a MNU officer immediately.
JOB ADVANCEMENT
Learning the non-humans' language can be a valuable job skill.
PROTECTION OF PROPERTY
Keep vehicles locked when parked near any zones in District 9
PRIVATE PROPERTY
Non-human eggs are private property. Please avoid contact.
EDUCATIONAL ASSISTANCE
Speaking clearly and loudly to a non-human will help it learn English more quickly.

Non-Human

7-31-08
PUBLIC SAFETY
This is an MNU behavior reminder. MNU agents are stationed for your safety and protection.
ENTERING BUILDINGS
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Duck when entering human establishments to avoid head trauma and prevent property damage to human buildings.
SPEECH VOLUME
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Always speak in soft tones when addressing humans to avoid confrontation.
MUSIC COURTESY
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Non-human chants and music must only be performed indoors and within the confines of District 9.
PETS
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Never eat human pets.
TENDRILS IN PUBLIC
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Refrain from excessive use of tendrils in public restaurants.
COMMUNICATION
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Always speak English in public. Spoken English is required for inter-species assimilation.
CREATIVE EXPRESSION
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Please keep creative expression private. Art, photography and other crafts found in public will be destroyed.
HYGENE HABITS
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Please bathe in your designated MNU housing facility.
PUBLIC TRANSIT
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Always offer your seat to a standing human on a public bus or train.
EYE CONTACT
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Please refrain from direct eye contact with humans.
PHYSICAL CONTACT
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Always avoid physical contact with humans.
BATHING HABITS
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Please refrain from bathing in human swimming holes or beaches.
CHILD SUPERVISION
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Offspring and eggs are not be left unsupervised at any time.
RESPECT OF MNU
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Never disrespect an MNU officer.
RIGHT OF WAY
This is an MNU behavior reminder. Always allow humans the right of way on public sidewalks.
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