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| ====Human News==== | ====Human News==== | ||
| =====7-31-08===== | =====7-31-08===== | ||
| - | Location: Human zone, just to the East of the western non-human zone. | + | Location: South-west human zone |
| <blockquote>'''UNSANCTIONED PROTEST NEAR A NON-HUMAN ZONE''' | <blockquote>'''UNSANCTIONED PROTEST NEAR A NON-HUMAN ZONE''' | ||
| <br />Authortities are quelling an unsanctioned protest near this non-human zone at the coner of Farris and Grey streets. | <br />Authortities are quelling an unsanctioned protest near this non-human zone at the coner of Farris and Grey streets. | ||
| <br />reference codes: #4.3.1, #4.3.2</blockquote> | <br />reference codes: #4.3.1, #4.3.2</blockquote> | ||
| - | Location: Human zone, south-central. | + | Location: South-west blue zone. |
| + | <blockquote>'''SHOOTING INVESTIGATION''' | ||
| + | <br />The 300 block of W. Franklin Ave. is closed for an ongoing investigation into a non-lethal shooting reported last night at 9:15 p.m. | ||
| + | <br />reference codes: #4.2.4, #6.1.4</blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Location: South-west red zone. Cannot access without an access code. | ||
| + | |||
| + | Location: South-central human zone. | ||
| <blockquote>'''CITY HALL MEETING''' | <blockquote>'''CITY HALL MEETING''' | ||
| <br />A meeting at City Hall will be help to discuss a series of new ordinances proposed to help address the recent outbreak of non-human trespassing. | <br />A meeting at City Hall will be help to discuss a series of new ordinances proposed to help address the recent outbreak of non-human trespassing. | ||
| <br />reference codes: #25.2, #2.6.1, #2.6.2</blockquote> | <br />reference codes: #25.2, #2.6.1, #2.6.2</blockquote> | ||
| - | Location: South-west red zone. Cannot access without an access code. | + | Location: South-central human zone. |
| + | <blockquote>'''MNU-MANDATED EVACUATION. TERRORIST THREAT RECIEVED''' | ||
| + | <br />MNU began the evacuation of several businesses and the court house on the 200 block of Sagamont after receiving what they determined to be a non-human terrorist threat by phone. The evacuation is in effect until tomorrow. | ||
| + | <br />reference codes: #2.5.5, #4.4.3, #4.4.5</blockquote> | ||
| - | Location: North-east blue zone. Includes graffiti "MNUSPREADSLIES.COM". | + | Location: South-east human zone. |
| - | <blockquote>'''CONVENIENCE STORE ROBBERY''' | + | <blockquote>'''NON-HUMAN RIOT IN A HUMAN-ONLY RESTRICTED ZONE''' |
| - | <br />Convenience store closed during MNU investigation of a robbery. No injuries reported. | + | <br />22 non-humans were detained on charges of inciting a riot when they refused to show their MNU-issued ID tags. |
| - | <br />reference codes: #2.4.1, #2.6.1 ,#4.2.4</blockquote> | + | <br />reference codes: #2.6.1, #4.3.1, #4.3.2</blockquote> |
| - | Location: North-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code. | + | Location: South-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code. |
| Location: Mid-east Human zone. | Location: Mid-east Human zone. | ||
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| <br />Reminder: Nonhuman buses are scheduled to be on the highway from 6 to 7 a.m. and 9 to 10 p.m. Citizens are advised to avoid this highway at time of transport to ensure ease of traffic and passenger safety. | <br />Reminder: Nonhuman buses are scheduled to be on the highway from 6 to 7 a.m. and 9 to 10 p.m. Citizens are advised to avoid this highway at time of transport to ensure ease of traffic and passenger safety. | ||
| <br />reference codes: #2.2.4</blockquote> | <br />reference codes: #2.2.4</blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Location: North-east blue zone. Includes graffiti "MNUSPREADSLIES.COM". | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''CONVENIENCE STORE ROBBERY''' | ||
| + | <br />Convenience store closed during MNU investigation of a robbery. No injuries reported. | ||
| + | <br />reference codes: #2.4.1, #2.6.1 ,#4.2.4</blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Location: North-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code. | ||
| ====Non-human News==== | ====Non-human News==== | ||
Revision as of 23:44, 31 July 2008
D-9.com
- District 9 - direct link
- The trailhead site, found from a bathroom sign at San Diego Comic-Con. It displays a satellite view of 'District 9' and gives news updates, behavior recommendations, and a list of rules and regulations in both Human and Non-Human languages, depending on which option is chosen on the initial screen. When signed in as a Non-Human, speaker symbols can be clicked to hear a translation in English. Clicking on a marker within a red zone gives a warning about unauthorized access to restricted content. Doing so a second time boots the user to Multinationalunited.com.
- Links at the bottom allow the participant to register with MNU for updates or download a copy of the Guidelines. An entry box allows participants to enter a Human or Non-Human ID number.
Contents |
MNU News Updates
Human News
7-31-08
Location: South-west human zone
UNSANCTIONED PROTEST NEAR A NON-HUMAN ZONE
Authortities are quelling an unsanctioned protest near this non-human zone at the coner of Farris and Grey streets.
reference codes: #4.3.1, #4.3.2
Location: South-west blue zone.
SHOOTING INVESTIGATION
The 300 block of W. Franklin Ave. is closed for an ongoing investigation into a non-lethal shooting reported last night at 9:15 p.m.
reference codes: #4.2.4, #6.1.4
Location: South-west red zone. Cannot access without an access code.
Location: South-central human zone.
CITY HALL MEETING
A meeting at City Hall will be help to discuss a series of new ordinances proposed to help address the recent outbreak of non-human trespassing.
reference codes: #25.2, #2.6.1, #2.6.2
Location: South-central human zone.
MNU-MANDATED EVACUATION. TERRORIST THREAT RECIEVED
MNU began the evacuation of several businesses and the court house on the 200 block of Sagamont after receiving what they determined to be a non-human terrorist threat by phone. The evacuation is in effect until tomorrow.
reference codes: #2.5.5, #4.4.3, #4.4.5
Location: South-east human zone.
NON-HUMAN RIOT IN A HUMAN-ONLY RESTRICTED ZONE
22 non-humans were detained on charges of inciting a riot when they refused to show their MNU-issued ID tags.
reference codes: #2.6.1, #4.3.1, #4.3.2
Location: South-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code.
Location: Mid-east Human zone.
TRAFFIC ALERT
Reminder: Nonhuman buses are scheduled to be on the highway from 6 to 7 a.m. and 9 to 10 p.m. Citizens are advised to avoid this highway at time of transport to ensure ease of traffic and passenger safety.
reference codes: #2.2.4
Location: North-east blue zone. Includes graffiti "MNUSPREADSLIES.COM".
CONVENIENCE STORE ROBBERY
Convenience store closed during MNU investigation of a robbery. No injuries reported.
reference codes: #2.4.1, #2.6.1 ,#4.2.4
Location: North-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code.
Non-human News
7-31-08
Location: South-west blue zone
SHOOTING INVESTIGATION
The 300 block of West Franklin Avenue is closed for an ongoing investigation into a non-lethal shooting reported last night at 9:15 p.m.
reference codes: #4.2.4, #6.1.4
Location: South-west blue zone
UNAUTHORIZED USE OF NON-HUMAN TECHNOLOGY
Police are investigating an incident involving non-human technology on 19th Street. Non-human injuries reported. No fatalities reported.
reference codes: #8.4.2, #8.4.5
Location: South-west blue zone
NON-HUMAN EVACUATION DEADLINE
A reminder: the deadline for non-human evacuation for the 300 blocks of Greenway and Steeplechase Roads is 11 a.m. tomorrow. Any non-humans still in this area will be detained.
reference codes: #2.1.1, #2.1.2
Location: South-central red zone. Cannot access without an access code.
Location: South-east red zone. Cannot access without an access code.
Location: South-east blue zone.
PUBLIC INTOXICATION BY A NON-HUMAN
Police detained one non-human on charges of intoxication after seeing it stumble down South Freeport Road.
reference codes: #3.1.1, #4.1.1, #4.1.2
Location: North-east blue zone. Includes graffiti "MNUSPREADSLIES.COM"
CONVENIENCE STORE ROBBERY
The convenience store at 1500 North Rosemont will be closed as MNU officials investigate a robbery. No injuries have been reported.
reference codes: #2.4.1, #2.6.1, #4.2.4
Behavior Recommendations
Human
7-31-08
RETAIL PRACTICES
Refrain from the manufacture and distribution of items that may glorify non-human culture.
PANHANDLERS
Please avoid giving money to non-human beggers.
NON-VERBAL COMMUNICATION
Drawing pictures and using simple sign language can be an effective way to communicate with non-humans.
CULTURAL DIVIDE
Simple hand gestures may be misunderstood by non-humans. Use with caution.
RESPECTFUL BEHAVIOR
Non-humans must be treated with respect. Actions deemed abusive will be dealt with by the MNU officials or animal control personnel accordingly (i.e. shoving, yanking tendrils, kicking.)
PUBLIC SAFETY
Entering District 9 without a MNU chaperone is discouraged.
DRINKING FOUNTAINS
Please refrain from using non-human drinking fountains to prevent the spread of disease.
SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR
Report all suspicious non-human behavior to a MNU officer immediately.
JOB ADVANCEMENT
Learning the non-humans' language can be a valuable job skill.
PROTECTION OF PROPERTY
Keep vehicles locked when parked near any zones in District 9
PRIVATE PROPERTY
Non-human eggs are private property. Please avoid contact.
EDUCATIONAL ASSISTANCE
Speaking clearly and loudly to a non-human will help it learn English more quickly.
